"Big Sam gets the boot, no more bubbly for him"
was the story of the day across papers all over the country, rumors for this decision was that Allardyce and the board had a fall out regarding the influence the sporting director was going to have over the decisions in the transfer market for their upcoming return to Premier League football...
"Big Sam tells all"
In an exclusive interview with Sky Sports HD:
Georgie Thompson:
"Good morning Mr Allardyce, thank you for joining us"
Sam Allardyce:
"Morning Georgie, thank you for having me, might I say how dashing you look today, and please call me Sam"
Georgie Thompson:
"Thank you Sam, what a nice thing to say. Regarding the current situation at Upton Park and your shock dismissal after gaining promotion from the Championship last season with West Ham, everyone wants to know what happened, what events led to this decision? "
Sam Allardyce:
"It was just a disagreement in the policy the board was wanting to implement for the upcoming season, I told them that it would not work if they did and were so adamant in their belief that they asked me to step down if I was not on board, and naturally as a manager, you are in charge of choosing who you want in your team and who you don't, when you don't manage the team on a daily basis and understand football, how can you sit in an office and select players randomly that you think would sound nice at the club, we are not playing Football Manager here, if they wanted to do that then buy the game, **** I would even lend him my copy"
Georgie Thompson:
"Thank you for your time Mr Allardyce and all of the best"
"West Ham United begin the search for their new manager"
Sources suggest that the board are welcoming a landslide of applicants for the vacancy at Upton Park, pundits believe Paulo Di Canio could be on his way back to his beloved club..
