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Giovanni Trapattoni Relieved as Ireland Manager!!
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After a torrid time as Ireland manager as well as having a stroke whilst at the helm the Italian Manager has been released by the F.I.A. They have also stated that they want a Manager with recent Premier League experience and someone who has Irisih roots as they want the new manager to Connect instantly with the team and realise what it means to the Nation and the Fans to lead the team to glory. The reason for Trapattonis departure has been put down too his inability to relate to the players, the language barrier and poor health as the managers health as deteriorated during the last few months since his Stroke. Sources close to the manager say that it was a mutual termination as he felt he needed the time out of football to improve his health and relax for a while. However the F.I.A have not left themselves stranded as they have already got a new manager lined up and we will switch Live to the new Aviva stadium now.

F.I.A Press Confrence:
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Hello and this will be a short press conference as we just want to state the new manager let him say a few words and get on with other pressing matters regarding Dual Nationality players with Northern Ireland. Our New Manager is Mick McCarthy :
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Micks Words : “ well thanks for welcoming me here, ive just a few things to say, im delighted obviously to be hired as the National Teams manager for the second time, ive grew alot since the last time i was here, obviously im absolutely Devestated about leaving Wolves behind but i feel like i done all i could there, they weren’t giving me the funds to climb up the league but i love the team and the club and the fans and i thank them for the time i spent there.”

This press conference has finished and were getting a report now from Wolves as they have called an Emergency press conference:
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Wolves Press Confrence:

“ We have called this press conference today regarding the Appointment of a new manager, Much like Ireland we obviously weren’t going to leave ourselves managerless coming into a new premier league season were not that stupid, WE have taken the chance and appointed a relatively unknown Manager at the Helm. The Manager will be unknown around the footballing world but he is a qualified coach and his ambition and the plan that he has released to us in his Application and Interview has led to his appointment rather than another washed up manager being appointed.”
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Races Comments” im absolutely delighted to be here, me and a few friends got drunk and took a chance to apply for the job here at Wolves and i was shocked when i got the interview but i guess i impressed the Board with my Ambition and the plan i have made, What? Whats my plan? Well here it is:

Year One: Achieve a respectable league finish of at least 13/14th place, and work closely with the youngsters at the club.
Year Two : A League finish of at least tenth- sixth and the chance of European football aswell as a good cup run.
Year Three: A Cup final/Victory, top six finish and guaranteed European Football.
Year Four: A top 4 Finish and a cup victory
Year Five: Challenge for the title and in Europe.
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Wolves Scandal as new boss is immediately under scrutiny:
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During the exciting week that wolves hired a new manager there has been some scandalous accusations made towards new Manager Race, inside sources at Wolves have revealed that the New Manager, has been seen in Wolves city centre with the Chairmans Daughter, the pictures have not been released but apparently the two are dancing in a night club bringing many to belive the Manager was not appointed because of his qualifications or ambition but because he is dating the Chairmans Daughter.”
 
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Wolves Transfer Roundup
Transfers In:
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Geoffrey Mujangi Bia - £1.1 Million from Charleroi, The lad was on loan and after impressing i took the chance to snap him up for around £1 Million and if the lad fills the potential i think he has this will be an absolute Steal of a Transfer.
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Chris Gunter – £5.25 Million From Nottingham Forrest, i may have paid over the odds for the young lad but i see alot of potential in him and to be fair you always pay over the odds for English players.
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Edu – Free from Unattatched, the Former Arsenal midfielder, is 32 but still has the determination and ability to give us a good season or two, great cover and some top class experience

Transfers Out:
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Andrew Keogh Loan Fee £650,000 to Norwich
David Edwards Loan Fee £500,000 to Leicester
Adam Hammil Loan Fee £26,000 To Bolton
Adlene Gueiora Loan Fee £375,000 to Tolouse
Danny Bath Loan to Rotherham
John Dunleavy Loan to Northampton
Jody Cradock £250,000 to Leicester
Carl Ikeme £1 Million to Sevilla

Friendly Results:
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Wolves 1-0 CowdenBeath
Wolves 1-1 Nott Forest
Wolves 1-1 Ipswich
Wolves 6-0 Glenavon
Wolves 11-1 Portadown
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Races Comments “ well the pre season results don’t really bother me, there all about fitness and gelling as a team and just making sure were on the way to full fitness for the Premier League. As for the Transfers im delighted to bring in two brilliant hot prospects in Bia and Gunter, i may have payed a little extra for Gunter but im delighted to have the lad here and **** be the first choice right back for many years to come.”

YOOOO ARE YOU BANGING THE GAFFERS DAUGHTER???
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Race” you *****, you talk about her like that again and ill tear your head off, shes a good friend and my boss’s daughter, come up here and say that to my face you nerdy *****.”
 
Looks like another Quality story, KIU....it made me laugh
 
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First Match of the Season
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Wolves 3-2 Sunderland
Fletcher (11) Zubar ( Own Goal 19)
Mignolet (Own Goal 55) Gyan (34)
Jarvis (68)
Well on paper, Sunderland may have had the better side but for me they don’t, we outplayed them all over the palce, Zubar had an absolutelte nightmare of a game not only did he score the own goal he was also at fault for the second as his terrible back pass to which Gyan grabbed onto and Slotted it home. The own goal against Mignolet was harsh as Berras header hit of the underside of the bar and hit the back of Mignolet as the ball dribbles over the line. Jarvis finally got the winner as he headed the ball in after some brilliant work from Doyle as he crossed a brilliant ball in and Jarvis scored.
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Wolves 2-1 Stoke
Henry (54) Carew (7)
Doyle (86)
Well another hard fought victory, Stoke got there goal as we once again showed our defensive frailties as Stearman was outmuscled by Carew as a ball was floated over the top, Carew then showed his composure to finish well. We Were the better side all game and Stokes only real threat came from their long throws however chris gunter got to them almost every time at the near stick. We finally got one back as Henry scored from Jarvis’s corner as he dove at the back stick to get his head onto the ball. Doyle then grabbed the winner as he took the ball past Samuel then drove his shot past the keepers near stick, a brilliant finish.
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We also played a League Cup Match which was pretty run of the mill bog standard victory as we beat Carlisle 7-2 and progressed into the third round, the highlights were two brilliant strikes from Carlisle, the first was a 30 yard screamer and the second a thunderbolt of a shot from the edge of the area. For us however Ebanks-Blake grabbed himself a Hatrick as we ran rampant combined with a brilliant individual effort from Jarvis.
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Wolves 3-2 Birmingham
Fletcher (32) Zigic (45)
Ebanks-Blake (54) Parnaby (84)
Mancienne (64)
Well yet another win and what a way to round off the month. Cracking result once again which could be vital at the end off the season. Fletcher scored a cracking opener as he took the ball past Johnson and ran into the box and finished expertly to give us the lead. Ebanks-Blake scored the best goal offthe game as he rounded a defender then powered the ball into the back off thenet, it was a cracking finish.
 
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Wolves 3-2 Man City
Doyle (28,51) Da Silva (59)
Ebanks-Blake (81) Tevez (78)
Zubar Sent Off (73)
Well what another great victory today, we did of course have a three goal lead which we foolishly threw away but we showed great determination to get back in front and grab the victory. Doyle was once again on brilliant form as he grabbed two goals. Once again Zubar was a terrible player and will be shipped out as soon as possible. Ebanks-Blake grabbed the winner as he forced an error from Man city and scored with a brilliant half volley.
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Wolves 5-2 Tottenham
Berra (20,33) Defoe (38)
Dawson Own Goal (27) Crouch (81)
Kaboul Own Goal (44)
Griffiths (88)

What a result we got here, Tottenham started the game well and had a few chances but Matt Jarvis’s delivery from corners was too much for Tottenham to handle, Berra got two very good goals as he scored two well taken goals, one header and one half volley. The own goals were unfortunate as modrics clearance came back off Dawson for the first goal. The second from kaboul was unfortunate as Jarvis shot only took the slightest deflection as it flew into the net. Griffiths came off the bench and scored a brilliant goal as he latched onto Doyles through ball to power his effort home well.
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Wolves 3-1 Sunderland ( League Cup 3rd Round)
Jones (19) Riveros (54)
Bia (44)
Mignolet own Goal (89)

Were through to the next round with yet another brilliant victory, the game was a stalemate until Jones goal and what an absolutely smashing goal it was as he scored from 30 yards out with an absolutely tremendous long range effort. Bia doubled the lead as he volleyed home Ebanks-Blakes cross. The own goal against Mignolet was harsh as ebanks blakes effort hit the goalkeeper on the way in which i thought was an attempted save but apparently its an own goal.
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Wolves 4-0 Wigan
Edu (3)
Jarvis (11,67)
Ebanks-Blake (63)

What a comprehensive victory, i thought wigan could upset us as they are an inconsistent team but do have the quality to upset even the biggest of teams. Edu made his first league start and what a way to mark it aswell with a thumping freekick as he scored a curling thunderbolt from around 30 yards out.Next up was Matt Jarvis who showed why he should be in the England team as he cut in from the left side of the pitch and ran from the centre circle into the box and finished well into the bottom corner. Jarvis scored yet another great goal as he curled it in at the near post and Ebanks-Blake once again showed why hes going to stay in the team when Fletcher returns as he brushed off the wigan defender and finished well.
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Controversy as Wolves new Manager is caught up in *********** Claim.
It has emerged that new Wolves manager Race may be in a crued *********** video named One Night In Wolves. this has been said that its a copy of the once infamous one night in paris dvd. Although there are rumours that the video is infact a pornographic tape of The manager and the Chairmans Daughter.

 
wow! can we see the league table? this is looking awesome bud! what a start :) love the controversial stories too! keep this coming! :D
 
wow! can we see the league table? this is looking awesome bud! what a start :) love the controversial stories too! keep this coming! :D

Yeahh ill show you it soon, in a match atm then ill post it :D thanks for the comments :D
 
Great story so far mate, KIU!
 
thats a phonminininininial effort bud! :) fantastic keep this up :D
 
Wolves Call For Kit Design

Today Wolves have released a statement to all fans asking them to design new Kits for the team that they love and have gave a basic template for the kits.

Home Kit
Kit Maker : Puma
Team : Wolves
Colour : Gold, normal wolves kit
Style: Skin tight such as romas or other Puma Kits.
Sponsor :Lloyds TSB

Away Kit
Kit Maker : Puma
Team : Wolves
Colour : Black with gold triming such as collar underarms etc
Style: Skin tight such as romas or other Puma Kits.
Sponsor :Lloyds TSB
 
loving this story so far though atm you can through that 5 year plan out the window because it look likely to be achieved sooner than expected
 
loving this story so far though atm you can through that 5 year plan out the window because it look likely to be achieved sooner than expected

Thanks buddy, few updates to come today, just watching a film now :D Might challenge for the title:p
 
keep this up bud! really enjoying it! could you wip over to mine and see the cup final update :)
 
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Wolves 4-2 Fulham
Ebanks-Blake (10,54) Zamora (3)
Griffiths (4,79) Kamara (37)
I thought we were going to get hammered in this game after Zamora scored after just three minutes as he tapped in the rebound from Dempseys shot. Griffiths though equalised just minutes later, as he rounded two defenders and slotted the ball into the bottom corner. Ebanks-Blake then scored a brilliant goal just minutes later after some great team work and passing found Ebanks-Blake free in the box and he powered the ball home well. After Fulham scored Ebanks-Blake scored the best goal off the game as he lobbed the keeper from the edge of the area. Hunt marked his first game back with an assist as he crossed for Griffiths to finish well.
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Wolves 2-1 Bolton
Berra (45+3) Cahill (26)
Fletcher (84)
For the second week in a row its a player returning from injury thats won the game for us, this time it was Steven Fletcher, the striker came on for a poor Ebanks-Blake who had missed a bucket of chances during the duration off the match. Bolton were very tough opposition today and it was a poor scrappy match in fairness, our performances haven’t been at the highest levels, this is probably down to fatigue but were still geting the results which is great too see.
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Race Baffled by Medias perception of Doyle.
In a rather angry statement today Wolves manager Race stated that the journalists who hadn’t played football don’t understand the typeof player that Kevin Doyle is after a few papers had stated he hadn’t scored in a few games, this was Races Response :
“ok so first of all are you all retarded? Would you be better served cleaning my windows? Kevin Doyle hasn’t scored in a few games? This may be down to the fact that hes playing in right midfield, you stick a striker in right midfield and **** cry but not Doyle, hes creating goals and scoring, last time he was upfront he scored and hes a brilliant hard working player.”
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Wolves 1-1 BlackpoolGriffiths (68) Varney (25)
Today was a terrible match, a match against blackpool is always going to be gutwrenching, they like to attack but aren’t the best defensively. Varney scored for Blackpool after some great work from Grandin found him free at the back stick to slot home easily. Griffiths then scored as Wards superb long range pass found the striker through on goal he then rounded Gilks and slotted home.
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Wolves 2-2 Swansea (Win 5-4 Penalties ) Carling Cup 4th Round
Bia (47) Pratley (39)
Doyle (95) Dyer (101)
Im devastated with this result, yes we won on penalties but the lads will be absolutely nackered after the match going into extra time, bias goal was the highlight of the match as he cut in fromthe left and struck well at the near post. Were through to the next round and hopefully our cup run can continue.
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Everton 2-0 Wolves
Osman (62)
Beckford (66)

We finally lost for the first time this season which will be hard to pick ourselves up from this which will be hard as its the first time weve tasted defeated, i think the run off games have just taken its tole on the team and they just looked tired today and the two goals showed that were we would have got to the ball first we were always second today.
 
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Newcastle 0-0 Wolves
Despite Newcastle going down to ten men we couldn’t take the advantage, we were terrible and im absolutely disgusted, things will have to change.
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Wolves 3-3 West Ham
Ebanks Blake (20,30,54) Keane (2)
Mancienne Own Goal (83)
Kovac (89)
How the **** did we throw this away? A 3-1 lead just threw down the gutter im absolutely enraged, the lads don’t seem hungry anymore. Thats all for today.
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Aston Villa 6-3 Wolves
Bent (37,43) Doyle (10)
Warnock(45+3) Milijas (Pen 13)
Cuellar (56) Ebanks Blake (59)
Agbonlahor (69,74)
Absolutely disgusted weve been nothing but terrible this month and in January there will be some massive changes. I don’t want to speak more whilst im angry.
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Wolves 0-1 Man Utd
Berbatov (67)
Well yet another loss today, though we did play well and im happy with our performance and im delighted in the lads. They actually looked hungry out there today still none the less we lost and its not acceptable, back to the drawing board.
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Arsenal 3-2 Wolves
Van Persie (12) Ebanks Blake (87,89)
Koscielny (38)
Fabregas (66)

Yet another loss, we didn’t look like getting back into this game at any point, Ebanks-Blake came off the bench and impressed with a great double but it wasn’t enough to salvage anything.
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Wolves 4-1 Tottenham League Cup Quarter Final
Mancienne (18,93) Obika (13)
Ebanks-Blake (95)
Doyle (104)
Well finally we got a win this month. Were through to the Semis off the cup which is a great thing to see. Jarvis came off the bench to win the game as it was his cross which Mancienne and Ebanks-Blake scored from. Blake was once again brilliant as he tortured the Tottenham defence then had the vision to find Doyle free who scored easily.

Race to be Sacked??
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After just one win in the month and rumours surrounding a *** tape with the Chairmans daughter there is Speculation regarding Races Position at Wolves. Many belive that Martin O'Neill is the favourite if Race does infact leave. This is once again a showing of how Chairmen are no longer putting trust into their Managers.
 
Ouch! fantastic start thrown down the drain! hope you aint in for the sack! like this story! resembles my wigan one! :) same challenge really! keep it up though bud
 
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Wolves 1-0 W.B.A
Matt Jarvis (3)
After Jarvis scored the opener after just 3 minutes i thought we would go on to run rampant but it didn’t pen out that way although im still delighted that were back on the winning streak as it was a good hard win. Jarvis goal was great as he volleyed home the cross from Hunt.
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Liverpool 2-0 Wolves
Barnetta (21)
Agger (42)

We did ofcourse put in a good effort today as my lads have been told that i expect it from them every match wether its against Barcelona or Yeading. They did play well and were beaten by two good goals.
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Wolves 2-1 Chelsea
Jarvis (8) Bosingwa (90+1)
Hunt (37)
What an absolutely cracking performance, we defended brilliantly and had to chase the ball alot, we hassled Chelsea all day and were hungrier all day as we got in to every second ball and every tackle first. Hunt was absolutely cracking today as it was his cross which found Jarvis who easily tapped the ball in. He then scored his own goal as he stayed composed inside the box and finished well.
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Wolves 2-1 Blackburn
Robinson Own Goal (61) Hoilett (70)
Fletcher (Pen 79)
Another hard fought victory, Blackburn are a very hard side to break down but we did eventually get there as Fletcher scored the pick off the goals which was an absolute cracking Penalty as he thumped it straight into the back off the net. Jarvis’s Goal will be contender for calamity of the season, his shot hit of Samba, hit the bar, then bounced in off the back of Robinson.

Blackburn sack Kean:
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After a torrid Season Steve Kean has been sacked and its been said that Blackburn are interested in trying to coax Wolves manager Race to take over the helm. Will the new Wolves manager leave after just a few months??
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Wolves 0-0 Sunderland
On the basis of things im happy with the result here today as this was only a few days after the Blackburn match which would have been very tiring. The lads played brilliantly against Chelsea and Blackburn and they might just have been tired today.
 
thats better look to be back on track! :) another league screeny soon please? :) brilliant win over chelsea but unlucky against Liverpool! keep this up though mate :D
 
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