Recent content by djvitez

- "You're the best looking girl in this bar and I'm a compulsive liar" then walk away. - If at any stage of picking up she says "I have a boyfriend" reply with "I have a goldfish" to which she replies "Pardon me?" then follow it up with "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about irrelevant...

:( Would a mod mind closing this and I will start a new story.

America is a greatest example of corpocracy in the world. You're foolish in thinking that "conspiracy theorists" have profited the most from 9/11. Go and have a look which company has the rights to rebuilding Iraq and what natural resource they happen to diversify into. This war makes no...

Technically yes. He's been out on loan ever since that incident but still contracted to Liverpool.

Here we go, yes you can call me a conspiracy theorist, left-wing nut job etc. I don't care, here's what I think happened. 9/11 was a complete setup in order to invade Afghanistan and subsequently Iraq and if vox populi allowed, further. It was nothing more than an easy way to further erode...

Liverpool - Charles Itjande and Albert Riera. Kaiserslautern - Dragan Paljic

Without pants on.

Liverpool are reportedly in the process of putting together a £15m bid.

I can totally relate to this. Watching the Sydney United games at a young age, same Croatian heritage, a Liverpool fan. Following, best of luck =] PS. Dinamo suck though.

I will never purchase a player with the intent of making money from him, EVER. I'm not Real Madrid.

The bottom half of my story got eaten :( A round up of the 2009/10 season We avoided (theoretical) relegation on the last day of the league. These are the results that got us there, the last seven are mine. We're even poorer now. This is after a £35,000 cash injection from the board...

Initial look at the team suggests I have one supremely talented £12K valued young striker who I need to help find his game and one other decent striker who's on great form and in high spirits. Taking this into consideration I will be more than likely be playing with 2 up front in favour of my...

It's the middle of March 2010 and I finally get offered my first job. It's a deal until June 2012 worth £350 per week at Maidenhead United FC. Currently bottom of the Blue Square South just 5 points away from safety zone with 7 games remaining. A relatively easy run home apart from the away...

I'll have to prove myself". This is my first story and I've decided to make it a journeyman career. I'm a 25 year old unemployed former Sunday League Footballer. The leagues I have selected are: Australia (all) Croatia (all) England (all) France (ligue 2 and above) Germany (all) Holland...

She's a crystal meth junkie ***** who ****** her pants and quite possibly might have a *****. Also, neither. But if I had to choose one, Cheryl Cole. Megan Fox has ****** up thumbs and an attitude to match.