Stacey: 'Dumbass wake up, Ryan and the rest of the Salford guys want you, it's important'
Me: 'Can't it wait sis? Just finished Uni and I want a ******* rest...'
Stacey: 'No, wake up!'
Stacey starts hitting me as I force myself out of bed and into a shirt and jeans, after a long and painful 20...