Recent content by Icearus

Yup....

Just finished another match.... This is the result I don't play a possession game.i play pure counter-attacking with a much higher tempo, deep defensive line, i don't retain the ball, and only my defensive players pass short..through so much effort i have been able to prevent my retarded...

I would imagine... but that has never happened to me. If I draw in number of shots with ANYONE, then they MUST win me. The only people that have pulled that off are man utd, chelsea, dortmund, paris-saint germain, barcelona and madrid. And they all defeated me.. I had about 2 or 3 shots more...

Yup, I'm pulling out the editor

What?...Oh no biggie, Just managed to hit the woodwork 6 f***king times....SIX!!!... On one occasion sturridge ran with the ball INTO the woodwork... No he didnt shoot, HE RAN, WITH THE BALL, INTO THE WOODWORK, to go for a corner, that ward-prowse managed to singlehandedly convert into a goal...

and now I am jobless..went on a 14 match draw streak... So far I have smashed my keyboard 3 times and now need a pin to click the "{" button, have chewed my mice(true story). and executed a diving header on my monitor screen that would make zidane proud.. All my opposition goalkeepers are gods...

How is it that when a player plays for me, he is complete ****( i'm talking about you, suarez (6.87 rating in 35 matches)), but when i suddenly transfer them, they become the complete ****(8.05 in 24 matches for madrid, and counting), and when i sign a player who is the complete ****(lewandowski...

this isnt realistic