It's a warm sunny day at Emirates stadium. Arsenal are 3-0 up after 20 minutes. They haven't really lost possession. The opposition can't get near the ball. No pressure whatsoever.
Suddenly, above the roar of the crowd, a lone voice cries out.
"RAAAAAARGH!!! DIE HARMLESS CENTRAL MIDFIELDER...
Mine seem to fluctuate between being magnets and being pinball bumpers. Just had Victor Moses score by scuffing it from the tightest of tight angles into Szceszny, who then spilled it off his gloves into the net...
Earlier Arteta was setting up to take a penalty when the goalkeeper suddenly got stuck in a starfish-like position. Then, without moving his legs or arms, he "glided" to the left-hand post, leaving the goal completely empty.
Arteta obliged by firing into the empty net.
Was very amusing...
I swear if Szceszny concedes another goal at his near post when he's standing right next to it I'm going to staple him to the ****** thing!!! GRRRRRR!!!!
I'm enjoying the game, but it really is quite bugtastic at times.