Recent content by Scarfake

My request for the moderators old, new and ancient (JP) is that they have virtual training sessions in which Jake teaches them to look for fatshit because you are all quite **** at it. (6) Please deal with this request as soon as you stop patting each other on the back for being the gestapo...

I'm sure that I speak for everybody when I announce my surprise that Fatshit is not a mod! :O

Blackpool should snap him up straight away as he could do a decent job for them and will be desperate to sign and willing to work hard. Look at him lie as he tries to defend his name here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-10890109

Peter PAN should have made them FRY instead. ;)

I'll play whenever. Jaguar_DEVICE

lol more like he bought them a space shuttle. when do u come into the story and if ur playing on handheld how will we see screenshots?

lol i didnt know players could move so quickly. how did these players cross europe agree a fee and sign in 30 mins?! lol

People say I look like Ben from Eastenders. :(

All I can say is WOW! This is hilarious, the poor writing makes for a terrible story but a great comical read. Please continue... Oh no, his name is ollie56. This must be an auto-biography... :S P.S: I hope your 'blindin looks' don't actually kill Roy Hodgson so you can have his job. And I...

I though Dyer is fit now?

If I was them I would try and sign Crouch. ;)

lol @ the terrible sky sports news headline!

Somebody tell us N00BS. Please :P

No. I use all of my players ESPECIALLY the ones that I sign.

Not really, it looks as if they won't get Remy but they have Cole, Diamanti, McCarthy, Piquionne, Barerra, Hines, Sears, Nouble etc