I sign any player regardless of him being ugly or not. If football was a beauty contest players like Ozil or Tevez will be playing for Bishop Stortford and players like Dirk kuyt and Luke Chadwick would be playing 5 side in goals.
1.Yellow Card, players are still given a card regardless off what there wearing under their shirt.
2.Red Card for unsportsmanlike conduct and award an direct free kick to the attacking team
3. I would yellow card the keeper and award the goal because him conceding is punishment enough already.
I have met John Paintsil at a party. I have never met him but my brother knows Curtis Davies because he and my brother and used to be primary school mates and next door neighbors, my mum also knows his parents very well.