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Cristiano Ronaldo on our team and we still lose 4 - 0 to Cardiff. Godamnit...

Corbyn signs Ronaldo in desperate attempt ​to save season With Southampton's shocking form recently - only 2 wins in the last 11 - Jeremy Corbyn has made a last ditch effort to save Southampton by signing Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid. With rival Messi having joined Arsenal and been a great...

RIP Southampton Thought I read it was ending at the end of the season. I'll do a mega update if we're blitzing straight to the end I suppose.

Eh, what can I say. Game's ending soon anyway. yolo, right?

Southampton Update After 3 wins in our first month, we were looking strong going into the game against Everton, and indeed it seems our form carried over, as we secured an easy 3 - 1 victory. And then things started going bad for Corbyn's angels. Swansea was the first poor result: a 2 - 1 loss...

Southampton Aug Overview To start of the saint's season, we faced Sunderland. Jay Rodriguez - a goal scoring machine after recovering from his injury a couple of seasons ago - scored the only goal, however I was disappointed that Naby Keita was sent off a couple of minutes later. Facing West...

Southampton Transfers Jeremy Corbyn has announced that "God" has given him over £63million to guide his "angels" to victory. Coming in are the following players for the Saints: Saint Alvaro Vadillo - Real Madrid - £4.1m - Winger While Alvaro has struggled recently after a big money move to Real...

I think you might be able to using FMRTE, thing is the AI will instantly take them off if they don't agree. I will try and announce transfers today, sorry for the delay.

Corbyn To Take Over Southampton The bizarre trend of former heads of state taking over football teams has continued. After the fall of the Mugabe regime in Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe was left in a perilous position in regards to his ownership of Southampton. Officially designated a terrorist by...

Depending on the support this has to keep going, I would be up to taking over Southampton for next season.

Cameron found dead, confesses to crimes! Breaking News! Former PM David Cameron has been found dead in his London home, police report. In what would appear to be a suicide by hanging, in a note by his corpse he reportedly admitted to being the culprit behind the recent "McBurgerGate" scandal, as...

Ahhh bollocks! I go away for a week and ofc we get relegated...

Just got back, will try to update tomorrow, if not then on Saturday.

On hols for a week so I will try and update when back.

Aston Villa Update Our first match of December was against QPR. We managed to scrape a 1 - 1 draw. We probably could've - and should've - won, but QPR have a strong team so I suppose I'll take a draw. Sunderland was up next. They also have a pretty strong team, but I'm disappointed with a 3 - 1...