Stacey: 'Dumbass wake up, Ryan and the rest of the Salford guys want you, it's important'
Me: 'Can't it wait sis? Just finished Uni and I want a ******* rest...'
Stacey: 'No, wake up!'
Stacey starts hitting me as I force myself out of bed and into a shirt and jeans, after a long and painful 20 minutes, I am fully dressed and walking down to a room labelled 'Ryan Giggs' Office'.
As I entre, I see my brother in law, Uncle Phil, Uncle Gary, Uncle Nicky, Uncle Paul and Mr Lim all staring at me in a creepy way...
Me: 'What did i do now?' I ask
Ryan: 'Why do you think you're in trouble' as he giggles
Phil: 'Cause he's always in trouble' he smiles
Gary: 'He broke a Vase of mine'
Paul: 'He tried to steal my Premier League Medal'
Peter: 'He tried to trick me into giving him £100,000'
Me: 'Ya,ya, I'm sure you didn't call me in to make fun of me' as I roll my eyes
Ryan: 'You're right, open the booklet in front of you' he smiles while he gives a quick wink'
I slowly approach the booklet and lift it, and I couldn't believe what I saw! I'm the new Salford city manager! a 21 year old that just finished Uni and is un-employed! YES MY ROAD STARTS HERE!!
My Office:
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Well **** me.....my first board request should be 'get me a proper ******* office, please...'
Me: 'Can't it wait sis? Just finished Uni and I want a ******* rest...'
Stacey: 'No, wake up!'
Stacey starts hitting me as I force myself out of bed and into a shirt and jeans, after a long and painful 20 minutes, I am fully dressed and walking down to a room labelled 'Ryan Giggs' Office'.
As I entre, I see my brother in law, Uncle Phil, Uncle Gary, Uncle Nicky, Uncle Paul and Mr Lim all staring at me in a creepy way...
Me: 'What did i do now?' I ask
Ryan: 'Why do you think you're in trouble' as he giggles
Phil: 'Cause he's always in trouble' he smiles
Gary: 'He broke a Vase of mine'
Paul: 'He tried to steal my Premier League Medal'
Peter: 'He tried to trick me into giving him £100,000'
Me: 'Ya,ya, I'm sure you didn't call me in to make fun of me' as I roll my eyes
Ryan: 'You're right, open the booklet in front of you' he smiles while he gives a quick wink'
I slowly approach the booklet and lift it, and I couldn't believe what I saw! I'm the new Salford city manager! a 21 year old that just finished Uni and is un-employed! YES MY ROAD STARTS HERE!!
My Office:
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Well **** me.....my first board request should be 'get me a proper ******* office, please...'
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