Personally out of them I'd have Crouch. Not many teams have the luxury of bringing on a player like him and it gives a different dimension upfront, but I get what you meanwell if not bent then who? owen? crouch? johnson? bah, id rather have bent.
Crouch and Heskey aren't just there for goals, they are there to allow Rooney, Gerrard, and Lampard to have someone to play off.