Burglars target Ashley Cole home

[BBC Sport]

Burglars attempt to break into the Surrey home of England and Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole as the player is inside.

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[Max]

Ashley Cole burglars = Cheryl Cole fans pretty much.

 

[Jake]

yeah i was just about to say:

they went straight for cheryls knicker drawer no doubt, thats where i'd go...

edit: actually **** that, id probably just steal cheryl, shes lightweight and therefore easy to carry, and probably flexible enough to fit in the boot of my car. and ashley clearly doesnt want her.