Christmas Jokes

[Louis H]

If you've got a christmas joke put it down here.

This is mine

Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'
'Well, can you give me a toe?'

 

[Danny]

Why don't you just put them in the joke thread.?


A joke is a joke.

 

[Hunter]

Santa says: HO HO HO.......

Tiger Woods Says: Where?


That is so poor, even if I say so myself......

 

[Louis H]

Why don't you just put them in the joke thread.?


A joke is a joke.

soz mate but i would like people to make this around CHRISTMAS jokes

 

[Danny]

soz mate but i would like people to make this around CHRISTMAS jokes

Yes, so why don't you go post a few in the 'Joke Thread' and then people will post more.

There is no point in having a joke thread if people are just going to make another thread for jokes.

 

[JP Woody]

Two Snowmen in a field,one says to the other "Can you smell Carrots"

Ill leave this open for now as its Christmas but admin may decide to close it,we do have a Joke thread.

 

[Louis H]

That was on the 1 show