David Moyes assasinated in Angola

[Ben was there]

Ben Davidson was officially anounced as the new Everton manager today, after David Moyes was assasinated, while on a quick scouting trip to Angola last week. Rookie manager Ben Davidson of Northern Ireland has been announced as new manager. Davidson enters the Toffies set up after a long and very much succesful spell playing semi-proffessional football in Northern Ireland, however, he is not known outside of the Irish Island, and therefore comes as a a shock to all. A press confrence is to be arranged as soon as possible withe the new manager

 

[Dan]

That is a horrible start to a story to be honest lol!

 

[Gatid]

....For one moment i actually thought Moyes did get assasinated:S about gave me a heart attack dude. Good luck with the story tho lol.

 

[Ben was there]

In his first interveiw as a manager of Everton Fc, Ben Davidson announced that he was selling Tony Hibbert immediately and was going to try and sell a number of key players to put his stamp on the squad. The selling of Tony Hibbert may enrage many Toffies supporters as he has been a loyal supporter of the club. Davidson stated 'He is not as good as the people who i plan to bring in so it was an obvious choice, there are a number of clubs who want him, so it makes sense'

Davison also stated that failure to break into the top 4 would be a failure.

However, Davidson refused to comment on who he was planning to bring in, stating; 'I will suprise you all'

 

[Kris]

Disgusting attitude considering what has happened. Thread closed.

 

[JP Woody]

Jesus! please tell me your a kid who doesnt know any better.