Jack Fulham
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Found this quite funny.
Phil: If u want a signed pair of my boots go to StarsBoots, Authentic Match Worn Memorabilia money goes to charity thanks
Seamus: prob be best selling garys boots pal.. Won't get much money for yours!
P: hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!
S:if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench
P: sub for ireland-its like being sub for man utd youth team! Although u r a 50k signing from sligo bless!
S:yeah just glad to be here fizzer! Never thought I'd be so lucky! u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now! actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!
P: does trapp say "run forest run" to u like moyesy does??
r u licking captain robbie keanes **** like u lick captain nevilles? did ur brother play for man utd 600 times pal?? Thought not!! when u upgrading ur caravan to a tent pal?
S:any more lip pal and I'll get peter walton to send u off again!!!!
P:were u going on holiday pal-isle of man??
S:why u getting angry pal.. U got got that angry on a match day u would be a great captain!!
P:be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!
S:does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?
P: 16th season pal!
S:you counting ur 10 years on united bench?
P: gone quiet pal u been round to keaneys room to run his bath?
S:u gettin jealous?? I'll be back to look after u next season pal.. Do I still have to do all ur running tho??
P: here u r was getting worried keano let u off the lead?
keep playing the way u r m8 and you'll be back playing at widnes wit the reserves!
S: what did u miss last game of season for again.. Toothache?? Dnt think big dunc would miss a game cause of his tooth!
P: nice debut benfica away m8-what was the score??
S: 5.0 pal.. A good captain would have been there to help his players but where were u?? u enjoy going to the world cups with england or was that gary AGAIN!? I'm sure u were proud to watch him!!
P: u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?
S: everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!
P: have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!
S: is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x
P:topman come on macedonia!!
let's make a pact pal-no more slaughtering on twitter-i need u-u need me-agreed? Ask keano for permission 1st though!
S: u need me to do ur running.. Why do I need you??
P: I'm trying to hand u an olive branch pal-do u not want it?
S: I just want to know why I need u? Not a trick question.
P: lads don't like u pal-so have to protect u!
S: nev dnt start!! Because its you they dnt like.. And I dnt need u to protect me.. I protected u all season!
P: its all about u pal aint it! Good luck next season you will need it!
S:I know I will.. Uv had 15 years good luck! Well done! I know ur missing me really!
P:u licking charlie adams **** now too? Is it captains that turn u on??
S:hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!
Phil: If u want a signed pair of my boots go to StarsBoots, Authentic Match Worn Memorabilia money goes to charity thanks
Seamus: prob be best selling garys boots pal.. Won't get much money for yours!
P: hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!
S:if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench
P: sub for ireland-its like being sub for man utd youth team! Although u r a 50k signing from sligo bless!
S:yeah just glad to be here fizzer! Never thought I'd be so lucky! u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now! actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!
P: does trapp say "run forest run" to u like moyesy does??
r u licking captain robbie keanes **** like u lick captain nevilles? did ur brother play for man utd 600 times pal?? Thought not!! when u upgrading ur caravan to a tent pal?
S:any more lip pal and I'll get peter walton to send u off again!!!!
P:were u going on holiday pal-isle of man??
S:why u getting angry pal.. U got got that angry on a match day u would be a great captain!!
P:be careful next season pal-everyone plays sh*t in their 2nd season!!!
S:does everyone play sh*t in there 15 season aswell?
P: 16th season pal!
S:you counting ur 10 years on united bench?
P: gone quiet pal u been round to keaneys room to run his bath?
S:u gettin jealous?? I'll be back to look after u next season pal.. Do I still have to do all ur running tho??
P: here u r was getting worried keano let u off the lead?
keep playing the way u r m8 and you'll be back playing at widnes wit the reserves!
S: what did u miss last game of season for again.. Toothache?? Dnt think big dunc would miss a game cause of his tooth!
P: nice debut benfica away m8-what was the score??
S: 5.0 pal.. A good captain would have been there to help his players but where were u?? u enjoy going to the world cups with england or was that gary AGAIN!? I'm sure u were proud to watch him!!
P: u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?
S: everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!
P: have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!
S: is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x
P:topman come on macedonia!!
let's make a pact pal-no more slaughtering on twitter-i need u-u need me-agreed? Ask keano for permission 1st though!
S: u need me to do ur running.. Why do I need you??
P: I'm trying to hand u an olive branch pal-do u not want it?
S: I just want to know why I need u? Not a trick question.
P: lads don't like u pal-so have to protect u!
S: nev dnt start!! Because its you they dnt like.. And I dnt need u to protect me.. I protected u all season!
P: its all about u pal aint it! Good luck next season you will need it!
S:I know I will.. Uv had 15 years good luck! Well done! I know ur missing me really!
P:u licking charlie adams **** now too? Is it captains that turn u on??
S:hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!