Favourite Quotes Thread

[superbladesman]

Basically this thread is for things anyone has said that has either made you laugh your bollocks off or things that were so true you felt inclined to post them on a football forum.



So I'll kick off with this one:




"Jack White has done advert for Coca-Cola. End of. He ceases to be in the club. And he looks like Zorro on doughnuts" - Noel Gallagher, 2005

 

[Jak]

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better

oh George Bush you so crazy

 

[Lee]

"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road." - Prof. Stephen Hawking