The "What's Balotelli Done This Time?" Thread

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So, he seems to be in the news every week for doing one thing or another. Dart throwing, team mate fighting, firework setting or goal scoring. He does the lot.

Heres a round up of a few of the things he has done so far, in no particular order.


While he was playing for Inter Milan, then manager and ex-Chelsea chief Jose Mourinho described him as "unmanageable".


The bib, everybody has seen it but here is is again. Mario struggles to put a bib on himself and its caught on camera.

[video=youtube;lYU-SeVofHs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYU-SeVofHs[/video]


After scoring twice in City's 6-1 win against Manchester United, City fans have claimed to have seen Balotelli driving around Manchester in his convertable Bently high fiving fans


While in a friendly vs LA Galaxy, Balotelli is put clean though on goal then decides to attempt a backheel goal. He would later claim that he thought he was offside and that was the reason for the trick.

[video=youtube;YsN6svBWYg0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsN6svBWYg0[/video]


Since joinging Manchester City, Mario has reportedly racked up £300,000 worth of fines


He might be a nutter, but he is a top player. Here he is after he scored against Manchester United, earning himself a yellow card in the process

[video=youtube;GMJvgBpwLm0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMJvgBpwLm0&feature=related[/video]


Balotelli was dicaplined after throwing darts at youth team players at the clubs training ground. Because he was bored.

Here he is after the FA Cup final....

[video=youtube;tWbD878u7HE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbD878u7HE[/video]


On one occasion, when police asked why he had £25,000 in his glove compartment, the player replied: "Because I can".


In December he won the Golden Boy award, honouring Europe's most talented under-21 player. When asked what he thought about second place Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshire, he replied: “What’s he called? Wil ...? No, I have not heard of him yet, but next time I play against Arsenal I will have to pay attention. Maybe I could show him the Golden Boy and remind him that I won it.”


Roberto Mancini once said "Every day I fight against Mario and some days I would like to give him a punch"
Balotelli's responce? "He cant. I do Thai kick-boxing"



So, as he is the gift that keens on giving, I expect this thread to increase in size... There are other stories already out there that I have not added (yet?). What are your favourite Balotelli moments?



 
I remember reading it before that:
Ballotelli stops a young fn from being bullied in school.

And my favourite was when he moved first he used to drive around the corner and sit in his car outside a top Italian resturaunt while the waiters took his order and brought his food out to the car for him, despite them not usually offering a take out service
 
I love Balotelli.. Never fails to bring a smile to my face.
 
Anybody who is offended by Balotelli is a moron.

He acts exactly how I would if I was a pro footballer. Like a ***. But a legend at the same time.
 
Aannddyy said:
Anybody who is offended by Balotelli is a moron.

He acts exactly how I would if I was a pro footballer. Like a ***. But a legend at the same time.
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Only true players can get that right mix, Balotelli is one of those.
 
When he won £1000 at a casino and gave it to a homeless person. :wub:
 
Two weeks into his Manchester City career, we all knew something very special had arrived in England when we heard the tale of what happened when Balotelli crashed his Audi R8 near City's Carrington training ground. Police were quickly on the scene to breathalyse, question and search the young Italian. They were particularly keen to know why he had £5,000 in his back pocket, to which Balotelli replied in his halting English: "Because I am rich."
 
“I don’t care what people say about me, people are interested in my private life. In a bad period people can talk about you and say what they want, but I am focused on my football, my teammates and my manager, girlfriends and my family, and what they say to me. What anyone else says is not important.”

Haha.... "Girlfriends"
 
The headline should be Balotelli donates money to build school but no, who wants to read that.

He may act like a *** sometimes but at least his heart is in the right place.
 
diplj said:
The headline should be Balotelli donates money to build school but no, who wants to read that.

He may act like a *** sometimes but at least his heart is in the right place.
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Not necessarily. Some of the good stuff he does has got mentioned before. When footballers do good things it gets mentioned. Because it hardly gets mentioned in "newspapers" as they prefer to concentrate on negative aspects. Or there's stuff that we don't know about.
 
Read this a few days ago XD Mario Balotelli Cheats on Girlfriend With **** Star
 
I remember reading once he saw a woman who had apparently slept with Wayne Rooney in a restaurant so he began chanting "ROONEY" in her face XD
 
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