FozzyLiverpool's and CFC12345's a Tale of Two Hams

Who will finish higher?

  • CFC12345

    Votes: 7 38.9%

  • FozzyLiverpool

    Votes: 11 61.1%
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The Ham Hammer Zola


After a training ground fisty cuffs between Gianfranco and Scott Parker, Zola has been forced to walk out of Upton Park. With no money West Ham are forced to employ FozzyLiverpool and CFC12345 as managers. However, with no experience and no money this looks like a harrowing end to West Ham's top flight era.
West Ham's best players will now have to raise the bar and grit out the season if the new managers are to achieve immediate success.

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UPDATES SOON!
 
nice start to the thread mate we gunna do a pre season and transfer update tonight ??
 
cheers guys :)

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pre season and transfer update soon guys :)

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west ham draw rivals millall away in carling cup

west ham utd have drawn massive rivals millwall in the caarling cup second round. many people are expecting crowd trouble but west ham manager cfc is ahppy they have drawn the side." i am happy to draw millwall because this is our chance to get a big win over big rivals."

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hmm millall. very tough tie as an unknown quantity
 
cfc completes first signing

west ham manager cfc12345 have sign john fleck from rangers for a fee of 4 million today. many believe he has maybe paid a bit too much for the young star but cfc believes fleck is definately one to watch in the future
 
Big Earners Leave The Hammers
New manager FozzyLiverpool has sparked a mini exodus at West Ham of the clubs top earners. With no transfer budget, FozzyLiverpool has reassured the fans that any money made from sales will be reinvested as soon as possible. Firstly, Julien Faubert has made the short trip from Upton Park to the Emirates for a flattering fee of 7.25M. Also, Radoslav Kovas has completed his 450K loan deal to Lyon and Nigel Quashie has completed his 500k move to Preston. Finally, FozzyLiverpool is quoted to be delighted with 4M offload of Keiran Dyer to Man City.
Total Sales: Around 12 M
Total Wage Free up : 142,000 p/w
No Transfers in yet.
 
Hammer Ready For New Season
West Ham Manager FozzyLiverpool has been active in the transfer window selling 3 big names and he has used this money to bring in four new players. FozzyLiverpool has raided League One and the Championship to sign Morgan Schneiderlin from Southamptom, Jonjo Shelvey from Charlton and Aron Gunnarsson from Coventry. The West Ham manager has also delved into the foreign market to sign promising pole Robert Lewandowski for 3.5M.

West Ham have spent a total of 11.25M on new players.

West Ham have also enjoyed a fairly good pre-season with the highlight being a 2-0 home win against Anderlecht!
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Carling Cup Second Round Draw
Today, West Ham have drawn Stockport in the cup. The most interesting tie sees Leeds host Newcastle.
Just days before the first EPL game against Everton ,West Ham manager FozzyLiverpool has signed experienced right back Hasan Salihamidzic on loan from Juventus.
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Matches 1-5 Update
Beginners Luck
West Ham scrape a 1-0 win against the Toffees at Upton Park. FozzyLiverpool has admitted it was a fortunate result but is delighted with the win and enjoyed Carlton Cole's belting winner (awarded EPL goal of the month).
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West HAM control tricky BirmingHAM encounter
West Ham recorded a comfortable 2-0 win at home to Birmingham in their second game of the season. Carlton Cole continued his good form with a placed finish in the first half. However, Birmingham had a chance to get back in it but Mcfadden's penalty was saved by the fantastic Green. In the second half, new signing Aron Gunnarsson scored a screamer to bag West Ham the win.
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Keane Spurs dominate Hammers
Manager FozzyLiverpool has admitted he needs to address his side's away form after a 3-0 thrashing at White Hart Lane . Robbie Keane was fantastic and scored an impressive hat-trick but West Ham never really had a chance to impose themselves on the game.
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West Ham go Carling Cup Crazy on Stockport
Manager FozzyLiverpool fielded an A/B team in the Carling Cup to rest key players. He is now left with a selection dilema after incredible performances from Zavon Hines and Robert Lewandowski to set up a 6-0 thrashing of Stockport. The win sets up a third round tie with Charlton next month.
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London Ham Derby ends in a dissapointing draw
West Ham dominated the early exchanges at Craven Cottage but Clint Dempsey silenced the away fans with a screamer against the run of play. However, West Ham deservadly earnt a point with Lewandowski's powerful finish.
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7 points from 4 games has put West Ham into 8th place and the new manager is said to be very happy with the start. However, an 3 week hamstring injury to talisman Carlton Cole could affect West Hams form over the next few matches.....
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my august update soon

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august update:

west ham 2-3 man city franco, hines

very good performance against a strong side we didnt deserve to lose but adebayor scored with 5 minutes to go to give man city all 3 points unfortunately

west ham 1-1 bolton diamanti

another good performance but let in another late goal which stopped us grabbing all 3 points

millwall 1-3 west ham faubert, franco 2

a very bad start as we went a goal down but we improved alot in the 2nd half and scored 3 goals to beat our rivals

everton 3-0 west ham

terrible performance just couldnt get in the game and everton won the game too easy


overall i think we could of performed much better this month and im not happy we havnt won a prem game yet
 
Update: Matches 6-12
Wolves hold Hammers to draw
West Ham played very poorly today and failed to dominate. Diamanti gave West Ham the lead but it was cancelled out just after time by Nenad Milijas. Manager FozzyLiverpool admitted he was frustrated with the result.
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Sunderland Come Back to Beat The Ham
West Ham must be feeling unlucky after this match. John Spector give them the lead at the Stadium of Light. But strike duo Kenwyne Jones and Darren Bent both scored to give Sunderland a win. FozzyLiverpool is said to be concerned about the teams form with only 2 points from 3 games.
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Ham keep Cup Dream Alive!
A weak West Ham team brushed a side Charlton at Upton Park. It was all done and dusted inside 10 minutes as West Ham scored twice to give themselves a 2-0 victory. The West Ham Manager was then drawn the club's arch rivals Chelsea in the fourth round of the Carling Cup.
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The Ham Keep Strong Home Form Up
After a stalemate of 69 minutes, West Ham came out 2-0 victors against a fighting Burnley side. Goals from Carlton Cole and Mark Noble gave the Hammers' fans a relaxing last 20 minutes.
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West Ham crushed by Man Utd
West Ham fans are understandably gutted after this match. Carlton Cole's goal gave them the lead for 40 minutes before Man Utd woke up and scored a brace of gaols to cruise to victory. The day after this game Gabbidon broke his leg in training and will be out 5 months.
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Hammers Just Miss Out On Perfect Result
After a completely dull first 80 minutes between West Ham and Arsenal, Carlton Cole gave the hosts the lead! However, they showed poor composure and Arsenal's Nicklas Bendtner struck back instantly. Just as the match was fizzling out for a draw , West Ham was awarded a penalty! Then missed.
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Terrible Ham lose to Wigan
A terrible match produced a terrible result for West Ham. The highlight of this match was Titus Bramble's headed goal which proved to be the difference for the Latics.
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West Ham find themselves in a comfortable league position after a steady first 10 games of the season.
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wht did u set expectations to?
 
Mid Table Finish cause you get the same money (0) irrespective of what your expectations are
 
ur doing really well fozzy unlike me lol will do an update tonight or tommorow
 
Matches 13-17
Drogba Ends Cup Dream
Chelsea have dumped West Ham out of the Carling Cup Third Round. Drogba was too strong and scored twice. Although West Ham's chances were few and far between, Luis Jimenez did manage to score. Manager Fozzy is quoted to be very dissappointed to crash out of the cup.
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Hammers Destroyed by Villans
West Ham put in a terrible performance away to Aston Villa and lost 4-1. Carlton Cole did put the Hams in front but goals from Carew, Young and Cuellar gave Villa a commanding win. The West Ham manager fumed after the game at the way his side lost.
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Hammers Steal Win at Anfield !
West Ham recorded a famous 1-0 victory at Anfield. A goal from Carlton Cole and a solid performance from Matthew Upson gave the Hammers 3 points. However, the performance was marred by 3-4 week injuries for Ilunga and Parker.
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Chelsea Steal Victory From Ham
After an 90 minute end to end match at Upton Park, Luis Suarez's goal gave Chelsea a 1-0 victory. However, manager FozzyLiverpool stated that he was pleased with the performance and sympathised with his team.
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Last Gasp Cole Gives West Ham Win
Two goals from Carlton Cole gave West Ham a 2-1 win over Portsmouth. FozzyLiverpool has stressed that it is vital for West Ham to win these close matches in order to achieve and exceed their expectations.
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West Ham are currently occupying 12th position and have 18 points from 14 games. FozzyLiverpool has issued his concern over the team's dependance on Carlton Cole to score goals. West Ham have been drawn against Watford in the FA Cup 3rd round
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nah mate aint made anymore signings really need to catch up with u lol might just play for a bit now and update think i will yh lol
 
interesting story here. well done you 2 hope the season goes well for both of you..
 
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