God Saved The Queen A Real "English" Premier League Story

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Man United have appointed manager Mark Tang as a successor to Sir Alex, new patriotic chairman has gave strict instructions for Man United to become a club with only home grown talent a team of englishman to bring team chemistry into the team and hopefully help see his beloved England lift the world cup.

Fans have welcomed the chairmans instructions with open arms and manager Mark who has great knowledge of players in England can form together a formiddable team

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In a press conference Mark was asked about the restrictions imposed on him, Mark respected the chairmans decision but says he will need time to offload players and bring in players.

SQUAD

GK

Scott Loach
Ben Amos

Defenders

Kieran Gibbs
Wes Brown
Kyle Walker
Phil Jones
Micheal Dawson
Rio Ferdinland
Phil Jagielka
Gary Cahill
Chris Smalling

Midfielders

Miles Addison
Micheal Carrick
Owen Hargreaves
Tom Huddlestone
Jack Rodwell
Paul Scholes
Jack Wilshere
Gary O'Neil
Junior Stanislas

Strikers

Wayne Rooney
Micheal Owen
Gabrial Abonglahor
Andy Carroll
Darren Bent


*Note these players I could sign with the allocated 56m budget and the funds created through transfers so there was not a chance to hand pick players to form the perfect team.

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Community Shield
Wemberly, London
Man United V Chelsea

Report

Goal Man United (38) Scholes recieves the ball at the edge of the box he sees Hilario off his line, surely not, wonderful a sublime lob by The Veteran Man United midfielder great vision and great technique to place the ball up and over Hilario.

Goal Chelsea (90+4) Were into the 4th minute of injury time even though only three were determined, a Chelsea corner is headed cleared only as far Essien he controls the ball down and lets rip on the half volley, what a goal Scott Loach stood no chance it looks like were in for penalties.

FINAL SCORE MAN UNITED 1 CHELSEA 1

Penalties

Chelsea 5 Man United 4

Man United feel aggrieved as surely the game should of been over before essien could putt it in the net, as Jack Wilshere fails under the pressure and blazes Man Uniteds 5th penalty over the bar.

Match Stats

Possession 51 49
Shots 18 14
Corners 6 7


Man Of The Match Wes Brown

Match Comments: Manager Mark feels angry in the press conference as his team where pegged back after the allocated time for the game, but he did talk about the positives of the team playing well with each other and undermines the fact that some of the players are still young and will develop in the futre along with the team as they bond together.

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Opening Day!!!
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Premier League
Old Trafford, Manchester
Man United v Sunderland
Attendance: 75653

Report

Goal Sunderland (32) Jagielka isnt able to control the ball Gyan is in here hes one on one he powers it in no chance for Scott loach, a goal for Sunderland truely against the run of play.

Goal Sunderland (37) Stunnded by the Sunderland goal Man United conceed again after the tussle for the ball around the Man United half it ends up with Riquelme he swivels and fires a shot from 30 yards which beats Scott Loach a great strike from the gifted player.

Goal Man United (70) Constant pressure from Man United as they finally find a goal Mensah brings down carrol after he brings down the ball from a cross and is taken out by Sunderland Defender, Rooney cooly leaves the keeper rooted to his spot as he powers the penalty into the bottom left corner

FINAL SCORE MAN UNITED 1 SUNDERLAND 2

Match Stats

Possession 57 43
Shot 15 4
Corner 7 3

Man Of The Match Juan Roman Riquelme


Match Comments: Man United feel hard done as a game which they controled was taken away from them, Manager Mark commented that this game was won on who could take there chances and it was Sunderland who won on the day.

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United give Stoke a Pottery lesson!!

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Premier League
Britannia Stadium, Stoke-on-Trent

Stoke v Manchester United
Attendance: 27500


Report

Goal Man united (8) Man United have started brightly and are pinging the ball around well the ball finally ends with young Kyle Walker on right side of box he drives it low and hard and Micheal Owen is there to meet the cross and place the ball into the back of the net.

Goal Man united (46) Man United manager moves Rooney into a AMC role as carrol partners owen up front as manager brings Gibbs and Carrol for Wilshere and Baines, Gibbs combines with Rooney to set up O'Neil who smashes the ball low and hard into the corner of the net from 14 yards out. Looks like the managers switch has paid off.

Goal Stoke (63) A Corner is played in it looks like a poor one and should be easily cleared by Kyle Walker but wait, oh no hes misjudged the flight of the ball and headed into his own net a embarrising moment for the young english fullback.

SENT OFF Stoke (79) Stoke midfielder Glenn Whelan is sent off for 2 yellow cards

Goal Man United (82) Gibbs has time on the ball he spots O'Neil free on the right and plays a perfect ball to him. O'Neil controls and whips in a deadly ball into the 6 yard box and theres Andy Carrol to leap highest to head the ball into the back of the net.

Man Of The Match Gary O'Neil

Possession 46 54
Shots 8 17
Corners 8 6

Match Comments: Manager Mark was Delighted with the win he stated the team preformance was good, he was pleased with the pressure put on the stoke players as they failed to register a shot on target.



 
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Nice detailed report of goals/games

Nice twist on the usual with the only signing English... Not a grat deal of background story on either yourself getting the job and the (presumably) new owners who enforced the patriotism

You didnt touch upon pre-season and it would be nice to know where the big name non-english players were sold to

the font hurts my eyes - final score missing from stoke report (3-1?) Did you only play three games in August? if you played more then it usually tidies things up with monthly reports.

As it is manchester united i am interested and will follow
 
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