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[The Shots]

I have woken up getting ready for work, I have just dreamed about when I was a teenager and playing football for my local team Haringey Borough, I didn't make it into the first team and got in alot of trouble at school, therefore i didn't get a good job.
I am a bin man, I get hardly any money and live in an estate around Tottenham.

On my way to work my brother texts me and asks 'do u want 2 cm 2 my match on satrday.'
I reply 'yh.'

This saturday I go to my brothers match, apperently the manager had quit in the early hours of the morning and they had no manager so they asked who has experience as a manager?
I lied and said 'Me!' My brother glared at me and said 'What do you think you are doing.'
I ignored him.

After a long match we hang on and beat a team 2-1 who are in the league above us!

They were so happy they gave me the job permanantly!
I have a deal until June 2011 worth £170 per week.
More money than a bin man and I can do the things I love!

 

[The Shots]

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Haringey Borough have hired ex-manager Joshua creighton on a £170 Per Week Contract until June 2011.

He has revieled that he wants to play a 'Stylish, attacking game.'
Fans love him after he won a game for them as a 'Spectator Manager'.
Creighton wants to get them playing Profesional football in a few years and hopes he can lead his club to glory, his team are a bunch of over enthustiastic players who want to get the team to the very top of their game.

Creighton said that 'It wouldn't be easy but the squad can do it with the help of a few signings'.

 

[udbhav45]

looks good mate the part of the spectator manager was funny

 

[christophermcl]

Good luck mate, nice start as well.

 

[The Shots]

Manager Joshua Creighton has made instant signings by owing the fans with 14 incredible players.

Pundits reckon the best one is Tom Bird the Ex Fleet player previously at Chelsea has said 'When I signed that contract, it was a dream come true!' His value is estimated value is worth £1.5m
Also the fans love the loan signing of Acapandié, who is valued at 150k.
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Pre Season have been okay with 5/8 wins but Creighton did not manage the team as he was giving the assistant a chance of first team management.