Heroic Africans save their village from a priest with a magic *****!

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Heroic Africans save their village from a priest with a magic *****! His wife was also a shape-shifter!

Raikan, care to explain?
 
Chaz is my hero :D Once again, great article, I even shared it on fuckbook, i mean facebook.
 
You'd probably need a magic ***** if you marry a snail...it probably wasn't invisible...just really small
 
I have a magic ***** too. I can make it grow larger by thinking about ***. Haven't figured out the teleportation thing this priest was using though.
 
They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.
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How in the world can a SNAIL terrorize the community?
 
I have no ******* clue... buwhahahhaah! its about 500km's North from me here in Durbs...

The nine men and three women
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sounds about right for a priest...

another strange story for you people, but I must say, this would barely even make the back page of our papers here...
 
I guess I better stay away from South Africa aswell then... ;)
 
Mads2506 said:
How in the world can a SNAIL terrorize the community?
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Heard of Iberian snails? The monsters have been terrorising Norway for years!

Raikan007 said:
I have no ******* clue... buwhahahhaah! its about 500km's North from me here in Durbs...


sounds about right for a priest...

another strange story for you people, but I must say, this would barely even make the back page of our papers here...
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You've got an invisible ***** that you use to sleep with women too!?;p
 
Raikan007 said:
I have no ******* clue... buwhahahhaah! its about 500km's North from me here in Durbs...


sounds about right for a priest...

another strange story for you people, but I must say, this would barely even make the back page of our papers here...
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You make it sound like every day there's a mob going round, burning people with magic penises, and accusing people of being able to shape shift.
 
Chaz Sexington said:
Heard of Iberian snails? The monsters have been terrorising Norway for years!



You've got an invisible ***** that you use to sleep with women too!?;p
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Yeah, but that is a ton of snails. Surely ONE snail can't terrorize.
 
Puddz said:
You make it sound like every day there's a mob going round, burning people with magic penises, and accusing people of being able to shape shift.
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haha, no not really, similar stuff but no magic penises and terrorist snails...

African cultures believe in the tokoloshe and this probably stems from it...
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Remind me never to go there. I don't wanna be attacked by "magic *****'" or gremlins for that matter!
 
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