Heroic Africans save their village from a priest with a magic *****!

[Chaz Sexington]

Heroic Africans save their village from a priest with a magic *****! His wife was also a shape-shifter!

Raikan, care to explain?

 

[Jak]

accusing him of using a magic ***** to sleep with women.

sounds like a real life Quagmire

 

[Blynd1]

omfg LOL! what a troll

 

[Vanjagl]

Chaz is my hero Once again, great article, I even shared it on fuckbook, i mean facebook.

 

[sat10]

You'd probably need a magic ***** if you marry a snail...it probably wasn't invisible...just really small

 

[curtis290]

I have a magic ***** too. I can make it grow larger by thinking about ***. Haven't figured out the teleportation thing this priest was using though.

 

[Lol_101]

Lol/

matt - may 25, 2011 at 14:20
and these are people who vote anc and have a say in how the country is run. Wtf!

 

[Mads2506]

They also accused his wife of turning into a snail and terrorising the community.

How in the world can a SNAIL terrorize the community?

 

[Lol_101]

is the news in TV anywhere?

 

[Raikan007]

I have no ******* clue... buwhahahhaah! its about 500km's North from me here in Durbs...

The nine men and three women

sounds about right for a priest...

another strange story for you people, but I must say, this would barely even make the back page of our papers here...

 

[Kris]

I guess I better stay away from South Africa aswell then...

 

[Chaz Sexington]

How in the world can a SNAIL terrorize the community?

Heard of Iberian snails? The monsters have been terrorising Norway for years!

I have no ******* clue... buwhahahhaah! its about 500km's North from me here in Durbs...


sounds about right for a priest...

another strange story for you people, but I must say, this would barely even make the back page of our papers here...

You've got an invisible ***** that you use to sleep with women too!?;p

 

[Puddz]

I have no ******* clue... buwhahahhaah! its about 500km's North from me here in Durbs...


sounds about right for a priest...

another strange story for you people, but I must say, this would barely even make the back page of our papers here...

You make it sound like every day there's a mob going round, burning people with magic penises, and accusing people of being able to shape shift.

 

[Mads2506]

Heard of Iberian snails? The monsters have been terrorising Norway for years!



You've got an invisible ***** that you use to sleep with women too!?;p

Yeah, but that is a ton of snails. Surely ONE snail can't terrorize.

 

[Raikan007]

You make it sound like every day there's a mob going round, burning people with magic penises, and accusing people of being able to shape shift.

haha, no not really, similar stuff but no magic penises and terrorist snails...

African cultures believe in the tokoloshe and this probably stems from it...

 

[Chaz Sexington]

haha, no not really, similar stuff but no magic penises and terrorist snails...

African cultures believe in the tokoloshe and this probably stems from it...

gremlins!!!!

 

[Chokopop]

Remind me never to go there. I don't wanna be attacked by "magic *****'" or gremlins for that matter!

 

[Jak]

African cultures believe in the tokoloshe and this probably stems from it...

known to rape women and bite off sleeping people’s toes

What the **** :S

 

[ajt09]

haha, no not really, similar stuff but no magic penises and terrorist snails...

African cultures believe in the tokoloshe and this probably stems from it...

I see you've met my ex

 

[Raikan007]

I see you've met my ex

buwahahahahahaha