My Everton Story - Toffee Wonderland

[parkin90]

Robert Parkin was today announced as the man to replace David Moyes as manager of Everton F.C. The 31 year old from Newcastle upon Tyne finds himself thrown in at the deep end, with the Toffes currently 12th in the Premier League, 5 points from 11th but only 6 points from the relegation zone with just 10 games left to go.
Left with Moyes' deflated squad, Parkin will have to work wonders to get them into the top 10 of the Premier League and is going to have to wait untill the summer untill he can begin purchasing players.
His first match in charge will be away to Hull, who are 13th and level on points.
Im sure Toffee fans everywhere will be hoping for a 1st game win!


Key Players:

Phil Neville.
My Captain. He will be responsible for organising the team and is a very versatile player.

Louis Saha.
My main striker. Will be responsible for scoring most of my goals

Tim Cahill.
My attacking midfielder. Will be responsible for assisting in the attacking of the team, creating and scoring chances.

Updates will be coming soon...
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Lots of followers then

 

[Luke]

Well you have posted 0 screenshots, and there are a few Everton stories going round atm

 

[parkin90]

im waiting till i reach a couple of games. no point posting after every match

 

[Luke]

I mean you have said My key striker and have not said who he is

 

[parkin90]

End of February/March:

This proved to be a succesful month for me as i won 3 out of 4 games.

Hull (away) - Won 3-0
A game which we domainated from start to finish. Also Yakubu got runnerup in goal of the month for one of his strikes, while James Vaughan actually got the goal of the month for February
Goals: Yakubu (2), Vaughan
M.O.M: Yakubu

Burnley (home) - Won 3-0
Took a while to get a decent chance but just before half time James Vaughan got a goal. He then went on to score 2 more and complete his hattrick.
Goals: Vaughan (3)
M.O.M: Vaughan

Wolves (away) - Drew 2-2
Went behind after a well worked goal from Wolves. Arteta scored a penalty just 3 minutes later. Fellaini scored a great header from a corner and as i started to timewaste during the last 10 minutes Wolves struck again and this time there would be no way back.
Goals: Arteta, Fellaini
M.O.M: Wayne Hennessey (Wolves)

Blackburn (home) - Won 3-0
Yet another game we dominted ending with 56% possesion and 8/14 shots on target. Blackburn never really threatened with only 2 c.c.c
Goals: Bilyaletdinov, Pienaar, Arteta
M.O.M: Leon Osman

Got a very hard month coming up with games against Tottenham, Chelsea & the big derby Liverpool.
Updates on way soon...

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April

April was a tough month but i managed to take 1 big win and 2 draws out of 4 games.

Tottenham (Away) - Drew 0-0
In a match short of quality, this one ended a stalemate with little chances for either side. We didnt even register a shot on target out of only 5 shots at goal all match. However Tim Howard had a great game getting a brilliant 9.1 rating
M.O.M: Tim Howard

Chelsea (Home) - Won 1-0
A great result for the Toffees as we got the win, won the battle of possesion and generally were more hardworking than Chelsea. We only got 1 shot on target but it was a well taken header by Phil Jagielka after just 14 minutes to secure the win.
Goals: Jagielka
M.O.M: Frank Lampard (Chelsea)

Liverpool (Away) - Lost 2-0
We experienced our first loss under my tenure in a very disappointing defeat to our local rivals Liverpool. Torres struck after 31 mins and as we went all out attack for the last 15 minutes of the game to salvage a draw 'Pool hit us on the break with torres rounding of the game in the 94th minute. We also lost Leon Osman after just 20 minutes which hurt our gameplan.
M.O.M: Fernando Torres

Birmingham (Home) - 0-0
A game where birmingham just didnt turn up to try and attack us but luckily for them Yakubu and Vaughan decided to do the same as they were woeful all game.
M.O.M: Stephen Carr (Birmingham)

I have two games lest of the season against Man City & West Ham.
Currently sitting in 11th place, hoping to finish in the top 10.
End of season update will be arriving shortly...