I woke up one morning wen't down stairs and started cooking my omelet for breakfast.
I turned on the radio and started listening to the music and started to sing along
" I wanna be a billionaire so f****** bad
buy all of the things I never had
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when I'm a billionaire."
Then the song stopped for an emergency announcement
" Carlo Ancelotti quits as Chelsea boss "
I have always wanted to be a manager, maybe this is my chance?
As i was in London for a meeting with my agent, i drove down to Stamford Bridge and wen't to the reception area and asked if the interviews were today, they said yes, so i walked down the corridor, only to see the likes of Keegan, O'Neil and Curbishley.. I sat down and waited for my name to be called out....
"Paolo?"
"Yes"
"You can come in now"
"Thank you"
I go through the door to see Roman Abramovich sitting at his desk.
"Hello Paolo"
"Hello"
"What makes you think you can get the job?"
"Well i am very experienced at high level football"
"Okay, have you ever had any experience in management ?"
"Umm... I have been a coach for Milan"
"Okay, thank you for coming and we will get back to you in the next couple of days"
"Thank you"
5 Days later .....
I heard the post man post a letter through my door i ran as i knew it would be the answer to my dreams, it was i started reading.
Dear Paolo,
Thank you for your application, we have assessed it and we are impressed by it
but we have had many applications from people who have had experience managing at a high level and you have no managing experience at the moment so we are sorry to say that you will not be the next Chelsea manager.
Your Sincerely,
Roman Abramovic
S***, i knew i would not get it, now what will i do i am bored sat here at home, doing nothing, so i open a can of beer and then go upstairs and go to sleep ...
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