Pompey-Losing Their Minds, Like They Lose Games

[SwineFluGotYou]

This is going to be a strange story and very weird so Just read through to understand and please don't forget to comment​

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Intro​

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I woke up in the morning to find a letter shoved through my door. I opened it with fear I though it was a Death threat instead it was something different I did not expect this. A strange letter from my Agent. He said he had something he wanted me to do. He wanted me to drive down to Portsmouth for a week to do a Photo Shout. So I jumped into my car and drove down to the coast. I had a resignation at a Five Star Hotel. I bucked myself into my room and jumped onto the bed. I thought to myself a week at the coast it could be fun. I unpacked and met my agent in the lobby. He greeted me and we had a little banter. We were going for a photo shout at Fratton Park. I thought it was a little strange but I got into the Limo and sipped some Wine. On our arrival there was a man waiting for us. I recognised the guy but I could just not think who he was. Then he introduced himself. It was Balram Chainrar he seamed like a nice guy but the guy stood next to him seemed very vein his name was Sulaiman Al-Fahim. They said a couple of words and we had a nice cold beverage before starting. I was told this was going to go in The Match Of The Day magazine. So I walked into find a couple of photographers. They had their cameras set up and was chatting. So I did what they said and hurried. I was not very fond of these Photo Shouts but I gritted by teeth and did the job. After me and Balram Chainrar were talking about the managers job which was available we were both a bit drunk know. I did something so stupid you would not believe I offered to take the Job. He agreed and we shook hands over it.​

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I am not going to tell you who the manager is until the first match update.​

Carry on Reading...​

 

[goonergun435]

very good start ill be following

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

Home Farm 0 - 2 Portsmouth​

Havent & W 1 - 3 Portsmouth​

Livingston 0 - 2 Portsmouth​

Notts County 0 - 3 Portsmouth​

Port Vale 0 - 2 Portsmouth​

I am not going to update Pre-season as much as the League and Cup.​

I have not made any transfers.​

Next update in 10 minutes.​

 

[Joneesy]

Returning the Favour. Some good results there.

Good Luck mate.

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

Cheers mate I like people who do that it makes my day.

 

[The Shots]

If you are not looking to but may I suggest you invest in some youth?

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

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Kay Is The Man!​

Shockingly Vernon Kay has become the manager at Portsmouth. He is a leading figure on TV but football . We will have to see what he will be like.​

Vernon is on a year contract but could be shortened on how he does. Rumours has it Vernon agreed to manage them when he was drunk. All we know is he will be the one at the dugout next season.​

Vernon told us.​

I am very proud to be new manager of Portsmouth even though they are not finacily stable but I hope we can change that and bring in some great talent. The one person I cannot wait to meet is KPB (Kevin-Prince Boeteng). Thats all I have to say

Vernon Kay

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View attachment 84660 QPR 1-3 Portsmouth View attachment 84659​

Jay Simpson, Smith Webber Wilson​

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A wonderful performance from Portsmouth I think since the day at the Photo Shout we have made a great friendship. I think this is a brilliant start for me and I can not believe I am a football manager it is still a shock to me. Months ago I was doing the 5 O'clock show on Channel 4 and Family Fortunes on ITV, know I feature in Sky Sports. Me Vernon Kay is the manager of this great but troubled club.

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[SwineFluGotYou]

I have added the update.

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

View attachment 84679 Portsmouth 1-0 Bristol City View attachment 84680

Ben-Haim

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A wonderful game for Pompey even though it was a one-nil win I think we dominated the game. I watched Sky Sports last night for the first time in my life and I loved it and I bought Fifa 10 for my Xbox 360 I am turning football mad and you know what I think it loves me. It is shocking we are doing well with me managering the club.

Vernon Kay​

 

[Bodell]

Really nice lay-out you got going here mate. Keep up the good work!

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

Cheers mate hope this story can become a legand but I reckon it won't.

 

[flamindamon]

Haha Vernon Kay
Good wins there, keep it up!

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

It all started when I watched 5 o'clock show today.

 

[Mason*]

Vernon Kay ?

Interesting will definately follow this mate
good luck

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

Sorry lads I was going to update yesterday but the site was down and I had a football match might add one soon.

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

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Official: Pompey Dominate as Laws And His Men Fail

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It was a wonderful game and we were very rampant of Burnley. It was not until the second half until a goal was scored and the man who got that goal is Ben-Haim. But six minutes later Blake managed to equalise for his side. IT was becoming a hard battle between the two sides and with out KPB (Kevin-Prince Boeteng) we were not pumping the crosses in but just then when all hope was lost Basinas poped up to score for Pompey. The fans went wild. I knew that we had done it. We were doing well as a team and I think I loved my players and the fans already. Well got to be going.​

Burnley: (Robbie Blake, 55 mins)​

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Portsmouth: (Ben-Haim, 49)(Basinas,88)​

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[SwineFluGotYou]

Updates later.

 

[tazerbager69]

shouldn't vernon kay manage BOLTON!

 

[SwineFluGotYou]

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Coca-Cola Championship​

Portsmouth 3-1 Hull​

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Vernon Kay's Pompey side made it four wins in a row today with a great win over Hull. It was a fantastic match. A bit of magic from David Nuggent provided a two goal cushion. Pompey fans will no doubt be delighted.​

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Anohter great show by pompey we have become dominant in the matter of weeks I have had this team. We are really getting over last season know and are looking brilliannt. I am very happy with this victory as I hate Hull and its three points to help us to were we want to go.

Originally Posted by Vernon Kay​

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Carling Cup 2nd Round​

Notts Co 0-4 Portsmouth​

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Vernon Kay and his men have progressed through to the 2nd Round. All the goals came in the second half but Ben-Haim managed to score again for Pompey. Vernon can know take his lads up to Wigan for the 3rd Round.​

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Another great show from Pompey as we have know won five games in a row. And know I have to take the lads up to Wigan and face Premiership side Wigan this is what is giving me the buzz.

Originally Posted by Vernon Kay​

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Coca-Cola Championship​

Derby 0-1 Portsmouth​

Vernon Kay's side carried on their unbeaten run today with a win over Derby. Danny Webber managed to grab a goal for Pompey on the 74th minute. Pompey's last game of August ends in a win.​

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Another great game for us and I have managed to pull my side unbeaten out of August I wonder if we could keep this up. All I know is I love Pompey. I even join in with the songs know and I am a Bolton fan. I would love to play against Bolton one day or even manage them.

Originally Posted by Vernon Kay​

 

[PafcLad]

Going good mate, good luck