The Battle Of Britain - A Joint Story

[ac_maestro]

This Is A Joint Sorry Between Me, And Joshhh.
I Will Be Chelsea, And Joshhh Will Be Manchester United.

8th July 2010
ANCELLOTI SACKED!

Carlo Ancelloti, former Chelsea manager, was sacked by the Chelsea board earlier on today, as he threatened the Chelsea board for more money after winning the FA cup and The Premiership.

BBC News reported that Carlo Ancelloti threatened and humiliated Roman Abramovich at Stamford Bridge with the whole board including captain, John Terry, in a meeting over possibly a new stadium, of the Olympic Stadium when built. Ancelloti instantly stormed out of the meeting furious and Terry rushed out after the Chelsea manager, but BBC News are unsure for what was said between the two.
Later on, whilst watching BBC News, some breaking new came through:
'Ancelloti sacked as Chelsea manager!'
Ancelloti was not surprised after his out burst at Stamford Bridge, but was also gutted after he had built the Chelsea team to world wide news after winning the Premiership over favourites Man United previously winning it 3 times in a row.
Ancelloti quoted 'I'm very disappointed in the decision, and I really hope the new manager does well!'

The possible new Chelsea manager:
Pep Guardiola 3/1

Manuel Pellegrini 5/1

Frank Rijkaard 8/1
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Fabio Capello 10/1

Martin O'Neill 13/1
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Gianfranco Zola 20/1

Kurt Fish 30/1

9th July 2010

After weeks of consideration, former Sunday League manager, Kurt Fish, from Sheffield England, has been named the new manager of Chelsea boss!
The Chelsea board feel, Fish was the key man of there plans as they believe he can lead the giants so unbelievable success.
Fish told BBC News 'This is the biggest day of my life, from Sunday League to the Premier League, I would say that there's a big difference, and I can't wait to be working with the likes of John Terry, Frank Lampard, Didier Drogba and Petr Cech, some of the biggest names in the business. I'd like to thank the board for giving me this opportunity, and believing in me. I understand what the fans and supporters want, and I hope to get the best out of my team”. Fish also stated “I want to prove the doubters wrong and I have faith in my ability”.​

 

[Joshhh]

Sir Alex Out.​

Ferguson was dissapointed with the board's backing of the club

Hours after former Man Utd manager Alex Ferguson was removed of his position he has publicly hit out at the Red Devils board board, but not for the first time. Ferguson was removed of his position after 'publicly humiliating' Man Utd owner Malcolm Glazer. ​

Capello puts finger up to Man Utd job.​

After being Glazer's first choice to replace Ferguson at the helm, Capello gave Glazer an unexpected answer - a resounding NO. Capello stated he wanted to see out his contact with England and nobody or nothing could make him feel otherwise. Reports say that he was offered £230,000 a week to join the Red Devils but rejected immediately, showing his loyalty for the Three Lions.

More on the departure of Ferguson

During Fergusons' 67th birthday bash, within a 'private' game of truth or dare, Malcolm Glazer was dared to give P.A, Ian Moore, a lap dance with just his underwear on. Ferguson snapped a picture of Glazer on top of his P.A and the picture has recently been uploaded to the official Man Utd website, humiliating Glazer, Moore and their families. Sky Sports understands Ferguson was removed of his position immediately.

Next manager odds..

Alan Shearer 3/1

Zinedine Zidane 5/1

Martin O'Neill 9/1

Kevin Blackwell 12/1

Josh Malin 230/1

Exclusive to SkySports we are hearing reports that Man Utd have appointed long serving coach Josh Malin as the new man at the helm. Here is what Malin had to say about the oppurtunity he has been given - "This is the proudest day of my life. Man Utd are such a big club and to be involved in such an important position is an honour to me and my family. I've got around £107m to win the Premiership and I believe it can be done. Our youth system is top notch and players such as Macheda, Welbeck and Chicharito have all caught my eye early on. I would also like to add I'm delighted to be working to Mike (Phelan), he's a great lad and has bags of football knowledge. Rooney is going to be key for us so I'm hoping he will stay fit throughout the season"​

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[ac_maestro]

FRIENDLIES

Plymouth 0 - 3 Chelsea
( Michael Essien, Florent Malouda, Nicolas Anelka )

Dundee United 1 - 4 Chelsea
( Didier Drogba x2, Nicolas Anelka, Yoann Gourcuff )

Bochum 0 - 2 Chelsea
( Franco di Santo, Didier Drogba )

Betis 1 - 0 Chelsea

Cardiff 0 - 4 Chelsea
( Didier Drogba x2, Frank Lampard, Mario Pazzani )

Middlesbrough 2 - 3 Chelsea
( Franco di Santo, Salomon Kalou x2 )


TRANSFERS

Roman Abramovich Has Given Me £93m To Spend After A Successful Previous Season

Players In:
Yoann Gourcuff (Girondins Bordeaux)- £18.25m
Gabby Agbonlahor (Aston Villa)- £14m
Joao Moutinho (Sporting CP)- £17.5m
Slobodan Rajkovic- Free Transfer
Vincent Enyeama- (H. Tel-Aviv)- £450k
Simone Dell'Agnello (Inter)- £1.8m
Daniel Van Buyten (FC Bayern)- £4.5m
Kim Wom-Sik (Valenciennes FC)- £1m
Alexis Sanchez (Udinese)- £25m
Mario Pazzani (Genoa)- £1m
Total- £83.5m
Remaining- £9.5m

Players Out:
None

*****​

 

[Joshhh]

Friendly's​

With just 1 loss through-out pre season, things look good for the season..​

Man Utd 1-0 Man Utd Reserves
Man Utd 4-1 FC Metz
River 0-2 Man Utd
Newcastle Town 0-5 Man Utd
Bury 0-5 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-2 Barcelona
Antwerp 0-7 Man Utd​

Transfers​

Thomas Muller (FC Bayern) - £19,000,000
Michael Potts (Blackburn) - £1,100,000
Romelu Lukaku (Anderlecht) - £7,500,000
Vaclav Kadlec (Sparta Prague) - £2,500,000
Tomas Necid (CSKA Moscow) - £5,000,000
Omer Toprak (Freiburg) - £4,000,000


Out -
Fabio (Sheffield United) - Loan
Tom Clevereley (Burnley) - Loan
Nani (AC Milan) - £7,500,000
Ritchie De Laet (Crystal Palace) - Loan
Magnus Eikrem (Port Vale) - Loan
Corry Evans (Sunderland) - £800,000
Bebe (Scunthorpe) - Loan
Josh King (Scunthorpe) - Loan

​

 

[PafcLad]

Good start lads; i'll be following

 

[Zaiaz]

Good story, a kind of you would participate in gladly and read it gladdly

 

[FrankieDolan]

ill follow, looks great8-|

 

[Ross-Galloway]

Friendly's​

With just 1 loss through-out pre season, things look good for the season..​

Man Utd 1-0 Man Utd Reserves
Man Utd 4-1 FC Metz
River 0-2 Man Utd
Newcastle Town 0-5 Man Utd
Bury 0-5 Man Utd
Man Utd 1-2 Barcelona
Antwerp 0-7 Man Utd​

Transfers​

Thomas Muller (FC Bayern) - £19,000,000
Michael Potts (Blackburn) - £1,100,000
Romelu Lukaku (Anderlecht) - £7,500,000
Vaclav Kadlec (Sparta Prague) - £2,500,000
Tomas Necid (CSKA Moscow) - £5,000,000
Omer Toprak (Freiburg) - £4,000,000​

Out -
Fabio (Sheffield United) - Loan
Tom Clevereley (Burnley) - Loan
Nani (AC Milan) - £7,500,000
Ritchie De Laet (Crystal Palace) - Loan
Magnus Eikrem (Port Vale) - Loan
Corry Evans (Sunderland) - £800,000
Bebe (Scunthorpe) - Loan
Josh King (Scunthorpe) - Loan​

Omer Toprak is good mate and good story you both got going here but the trouble is is that it's similar to all other stories, unknown manager get's job, lowest odds, blah, blah. Try to add a twist of some kind, there are some good examples out there. Check out Eds-99's 'The Dragon Slayers' and even my 'Return of Z.Z.' has a twist.

 

[timtickle]

good idea, could of been written a lot better tho. didnt all make clear reading.

 

[ac_maestro]

sorry guys, i will not be participating in this story, as i believe i have bit of more than i can chew, as i am also in the middle of a real madrid story and i found it very hard to do two stories at a time, sorry ​

 

[Kurtttt]

Hi Guys, This Is My New Profile, As I Used To Be AC_Maestro, I Have Changed My Name ​