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German Takes Over CapelloMore information has arisen after the sensational sacking of England manager Fabio Capello. Sources close to everyones favourite roman catholic football manger has leaked information that he is actually a fraud, information would lead us to beleive that the Italian floppy face was actually cocaine dealer working out of a flat in the London area of Peckham. We have also been lead to beleive that the £6 million a year wages that Capello receives from the FA has been used to fuel his drug dealing importing cocaine from Columbia.
Former RW Oberhausen manager Karl Mikock has been strangely appointed as new England manager. RW Oberhausen came 14th in the Bundesliga.2 last season. I doubt fans will be pleased with this appointment as Roy Hodgson was linked with the job.
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German Takes Over Capello
Former RW Oberhausen manager Karl Mikock has been strangely appointed as new England manager. RW Oberhausen came 14th in the Bundesliga.2 last season. I doubt fans will be pleased with this appointment as Roy Hodgson was linked with the job.
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Karl Mikock Faces Challenge
With only one week left until the tournament starts Karl Mikock the newly appointed England manager faces a tough challenge to select the correct England squad for the World Cup. Karl Micock has shown excellent decision making at RW Oberhausen by accidently letting their 20 goal a season striker be released without his permission. Karl Mikock with only knowing basics of the english language (a lot like Fabio) will struggle to communicate his 14th place tactics and motivating team talks. Pundits are saying that Karl Mikock could possibly be the best and most succesful England manager since Sir Alf Ramsey. Micock has recently flown over to England but will fly over to South Africa in half an hours time. He has just realised what group he has in the world cup and is delighted. With Englands group looking like this :
England
New Zealand
Slovakia
North Korea
He said this : "Ich bin mit der Gruppe erfreut, obwohl Nordkorea aussehen, wie eine Herausforderung. "
England
New Zealand
Slovakia
North Korea
He said this : "Ich bin mit der Gruppe erfreut, obwohl Nordkorea aussehen, wie eine Herausforderung. "
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