The Little Reds - AFC Liverpool
With Liverpool winning the league, I think its time some thought is given to their smaller neighbours. No, not Everton, but AFC Liverpool, a club founded in 2008 by fans priced out of Premier League football. I've downloaded a database, strapped on my managing socks and decided to give this lot the chance at glory, short lived and expensive though it may be.
They play in Crosby, which my housemate reliably informs me is somewhere near Liverpool and have an absolutely gorgeous badge,. This badge deserves Premier League football, whether the fans like it or not. Now then, this lot have never actually won anything, which means they won't be disappointed when I lead the to mid table obscurity
They, rather predictably, have pretty poor facilities. With poor youth and training facilities alongside limited youth recruitment. Thankfully they have basic corporate facilities, meaning the fat cats are drinking bovril with the rest of us spivs, right on comrades! What I don't like is that we're paying £16,000 a year to the US Army to rent the stadium, that seems to go against the Socialist beliefs somewhat
The squad is a bunch of lads who were found outside the stadium, don't know if they're any good. How we've ended up with three attacking midfielders is beyond me and strikes me as poor central planning
As we're non-league, transfer windows don't really exist down here. Which is a good thing, because we only have £36. Fortunately everyone's a bit rubbish, so they're happy taking a payment of £0 per week, just to play for the love of the sport, that's the spirit! Without further ado, here's our additions
TRANSFERS Bradley Swain
Up first is Bradley Swain, he's not particularly good at anything, but that's not surprising considering he's never kicked a ball before. He'll start.
Elikem Amenku
Elikem, on the other hand, has kicked a ball TEN TIMES in his nine year career, and he's left footed the fancy sod
Mark Hudson
No, not that one
Scott Maxfield
Blake's got a CANNON on him. Aggressive, brave and hard working, he can win he ball but not do much with it
Thomas Roe
Another left footed player, I'm expecting champagne football, or at least cider football
The expectations are high, I didn't even know there was a Preliminary Round for the FA Cup
Our first month of the season sees us in cup action as well as some sweet sexy league action in the 10th tier of English football. Some say that's the best tier, I disagree.
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Emley 0-0 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Conlan (Brazil 59), Howard, Brown, Morgan Christ, our league has a long name
FA CUP EXTRA PRELIMINARY ROUND AFC Liverpool 3-1 Sunderland RCA
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Alderman 71), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan, Taylor, Brazil (Baker 71) Didn't even know there was an Extra Preliminary round
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 2-0 Atherton Laburnum Rovers
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe (Hudson 69), Amenku, Morgan, Conlan, Taylor, Brazil The exotic 4-2-3-1 is working wonders
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 1-0 Ashton Town
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 78), Banyihwabe (Hudson 78), Amenku, Morgan, Conlan, Taylor, Brazil (Baker 78) Ryan Brazil has been lethal so far
FA CUP PRELIMINARY ROUND AFC Liverpool 5-1 Portland United
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 75), Hudson, Banyihwabe, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 75), Taylor, Brazil (Baker 77) I'm going to have to have a word with Ryan about re distributing the wealth of goals around the rest of the team
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE Nelson 0-4 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose (Chrisokhou 66), Maxfield, Hudson (Amenku 66), Baniyhwabe, Morgan, Conlan, Taylor, Brazil We went back in time and kicked Admiral Nelson's ****
FA VASE FIRST QUALIFYING ROUND Moreton Rangers 0-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 60), Hudson, Banyihwabe, Morgan, Conlan, Taylor, Brazil (Baker 73) Why are there so many qualifiers?
A very solid start has set us up well for a lovely September
FA CUP FIRST QUALIFYING ROUND AFC Liverpool 1-0 Didcot Town
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Hudson (Amenku 75), Banyihwabe, Morgan, Conlan (Howard 65), Taylor, Brazil The competition is starting to hot up as we take on better opposition and Didcot gave us a real challenge, fortunately ex TNS forward Morgan's strike was enough
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Steeton 0-2 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 63), Bayihwabe (Hudson 63), Amenku, Morgan, Conlan, Smith, Brazil A comfortable win with Brazil bagging a double. Love to see it.
FA VASE SECOND QUALIFYING ROUND AFC Liverpool 4-0 Balham
Dyer, Swain, Alderman, Rose, Song, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Howard 58), Smith, Brazil All over in 35 minutes as Ryan put them to the sword
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 1-1 Cleaton Moor Celtic
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Alderman (Chrisokhou 74), Maxfield, Banyihwabe (Hudson 74), Amenku, Morgan, Conlan, Smith, Brazil Not good enough as we FELL BEHIND to this bunch of chancers, Ryan bailed us out. I love him.
FA CUP SECOND QUALIFYING ROUND Buxton 4-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Hudson, Banyihwabe, Morgan (Howard 87), Conlan, Taylor, Brazil Our Wembley dream is over as Buxton pour water on our dreams, see what I did there? Like Buxton bottled wa- oh forget it.
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Darwen 0-2 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Alderman, Rose, Maxfield (Song 65), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan (Baker 65), Smith, Brazil Charles Darwin, your boys took one **** of a beating
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 1-0 Holker Old Boys
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku (Hudson 80), Baidoo, Conlan, Taylor, Brazil (Baker 80) A nice way to end the month
We still haven't lost somehow, despite having the second lowest wage bill in the league
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH
AFC Liverpool 2-0 Bacup Borough
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose (Alderman 66), Song, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan, Smith, Brazil We continue our assault on the non league with another nice win
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Garstang 1-3 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring (Alderman 63), Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku (Hudson 63), Baidoo, Conlan, Smith, Brazil Oh I do love playing away
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Lower Breck 0-3 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose (Alderman 66), Maxfield, Hudson, Banyihwabe, Morgan, Conlan (Howard 66), Smith, Brazil Ryan Brazil, so good they named a country after him
FA VASE FIRST ROUND Alresford Town 0-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku (Hudson 79), Morgan, Conlan, Smith (Taylor 79), Brazil A controlled performance against a team from a higher division. We're going places.
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liveprool 1-1 Shelley
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 68), Hudson, Banyihwabe, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 68), Smith, Brazil A missed penalty from Bradley Swain condemned us to a draw. Buzzcocks.
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Daisy Hill 1-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe (Hudson 80), Amenku, Morgan, Conlan, Smith, Brazil No missed penalties to blame this time as Daisy Hill matched us
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 3-0 Prestwich Heys
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 66), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Brown (Conlan 66), Smith, Brazil Back to winning ways
Time for some festive cheer with our festive comrades
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 3-3 St Helens
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Brown (Conlan 61), Smith, Brazil Hugely disappointing to throw away a 2 goal lead here, especially that we threw it away in just 4 minutes and managed to do nothing about it in the remaining 35
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Bacup Borough 0-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 70), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Brown (Conlan 70), Smith, Brazil Ryan Brazil continues his remarkable form by giving us the win against Bacup
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Holker Old Boys 2-3 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku (Song 29), Morgan, Conlan, Smith, Brazil A bit closer than I would have liked although it gave us an entertaining finish. Ricky Conlan seemed to have won it only for us to be dashed by Holker, only for Brazil to win it for us again! What a man
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 1-1 AFC Darwen
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 3-1 Garstang
Dyer, Rumsey, Waring, Rose, Song (Alderman 74), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 74), Smith, Brazil A pretty standard win against a mid table nothing team
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH St Helens 1-2 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Rumsey, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe (Graves 66), Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 66), Smith, Brazil I though St Helens played rugby?
FA VASE FOURTH ROUND Worcester City 1-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Rumsey, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 63), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Brown (Conlan 63), Taylor, Brazil A good performance away to a team I've actually heard of, we could do well at our place
FA VASE FOURTH ROUND REPLAY AFC Liverpool 2-2 Worcester City AFC Liverpool win 6-5 on penalties
Dyer, McAuley, Alderman, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 68), Smith (Taylor 68), Brazil 180 minuets couldn't divide us, but penalties could!
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Atherton Laburnum Rovers 0-2 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Rumsey, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 70), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 70), Smith, Brazil We;'re a solid outfit at this level
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 0-2 Emley
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 64), Smith, Brazil NOOOOO! Our unbeaten league season is in the dust as Emley scored 2 in a minute
The month of love, I'm sending love with my 11 comrades
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Golcar United 1-3 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Brown, Morgan, Conlan (Howard 75), Smith (Taylor 75), Brazil (Baker 75) Over in 40 minutes, that'll do
FA VASE FIFTH ROUND Croydon 2-4 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 62), Smith (Taylor 62), Brazil We went to London and dominated for 45 minutes, I got scared as they came back but young Waring eased my worries late on
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Blackpool 1-0 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring (Alderman 73), Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 73), Smith, Brazil We lost the battles of the AFCs, very disappointing
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 0-0 Chadderton
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 81), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Brown (Conlan 72), Smith, Brazil A very disappointing draw follows a very disappointing defeat
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 2-1 Pilkington
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 58), Smith, Brazil The wonderful Ryan Brazil scored a wonderful winner to continue his wonderful season
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 3-0 Daisy Hill
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 67), Smith, Brazil A very good performance after us getting back on track as we look for promotion
FA VASE QUARTER FINAL Lower Breck 0-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Alderman 64), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan (Brown 70), Smith (Taylor 80), Brazil We've somehow stumbled our way to the semi finals
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 2-2 Lower Breck
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield 75, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Brown (Alderman 75), Smith, Brazil It was all going well until Maxfield got himself ANOTHER red card
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Prestwich Heys 0-2 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Song, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan, Conlan (Brown 64), Smith, Brazil Maxfield's replacement Song was man of the match. Much to ponder.
FA VASE SEMI FINAL FIRST LEG AFC Liverpool 3-2 Romulus
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Song, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Morgan (Baker 77), Conlan (Brown 73), Smith (Taylor 73), Brazil Ryan Brazil. What a man.
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 1-1 Nelson
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield, Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan, Smith, Brazil Ryan BRAZIL!
FA VASE SEMI FINAL SECOND LEG Romulus 0-0 AFC Liverpool AFC Liverpool win 3-2 on aggregate
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Maxfield (Song 87), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan, Smith (Taylor 87), Brazil A solid defensive performance gets us into the final!
LEAGUE TABLE
We're up!
YOUTH INTAKE
Some teenagers turned up, hard to judge at this level
Last month of the season, can we become champions?
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Ashton Town 0-2 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 69), Brown, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan (Howard 69), Smith, Brazil Emley remain hot on our tail as we seek to win the league title
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Cleaton Moore Celtic 0-3 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 64), Amenku, Brown, Baidoo, Conlan (Howard 74), Smith, Brazil We're all comrades here, but Ryan Brazil is a bigger comrade than the others
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH Shelley 0-1 AFC Liverpool
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 69), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan (Brown 69), Smith, Brazil The world is Brazil's, we're all just living in it
NORTH WEST COUNTIES LEAGUE DIVISION ONE NORTH AFC Liverpool 0-1 Steeton
Dyer, Swain, Waring, Rose, Maxfield (Song 74), Banyihwabe, Amenku, Baidoo, Conlan (Brown 74), Smith, Brazil A second half goal scuppered our plans of an unbeaten month, did it scupper our title hopes?
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