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That Burnham lad moves fast

 

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Well least we won’t see Onana rock up for pre season training. Wages off the book for the last season of his contract plus a loan fee. Then bye bye for good next summer when his contracts up.

 

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NEW:

New signing Cristian Orozco will join Manchester United’s Under-21s pre-season in Germany. #MUFC [@PSierraR]

 

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Well I want Ugarte sold this summer. But don’t wish seeing that on any player. Hope he has a speedy recovery!

 

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Pete O'Rourke

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EXC - Manchester United rising star Chido Obi is in talks to join Bundesliga club FC Koln on loan. #MUFC #effzeh

 

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JUST IN: Manuel Ugarte's cruciate ligaments tear could see him sidelined for up to 8 months. [@RodriVazquez95] #mufc

 

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If Ugarte is out for 12 months, Utd are due £5.78m in compensation from FIFA.

FIFA’s Club Protection Programme pays clubs the daily salary of injured players (after 28 days), capped at £120k/week.

Ugarte earns exactly £125k/week so they’d get the maximum compensation offered

 

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Amad what a goal !! He’s easily IVC most important and best player by a mile

 

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Good first signing for the women


Transfer news: Medina signs!

Transfer news: Medina signs! | Manchester United

Manchester United is pleased to confirm that Andrea Medina has joined the club.

www.manutd.com

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/transfer-news-medina-signs-for-man-utd-women

 

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Hanna replacement lol










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@HanBlundell has now left the club, upon the expiration of her contract.Thank you for everything, Hannah — you'll be dearly missed http://manutd.co/nbWE50ZiPAU

 

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Our dugouts are changing! Here's why...

Our dugouts are changing! Here's why... | Manchester United

Manchester United’s preparations for the new season are set to continue with an expansion of the home and away dugouts at Old Trafford.

www.manutd.com

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/construction-begins-on-expansion-of-old-trafford-dugouts

 

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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Kit Margetson has left Swansea City to join Manchester United.The 19-year-old son of former GK coach Martyn joins the Red Devils after spending last season on loan at Connah’s Quay Nomads.

 

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Record-breaker Layla Drury signs first professional deal with Manchester United

Manchester United Women’s youngest ever player, Layla Drury, is set to become the youngest player to sign a professional contract with the WSL club

www.theguardian.com

 

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New deal for Dermot Mee

New deal for Dermot Mee | Manchester United

Dermot Mee has signed a new two-year contract at Manchester United.

www.manutd.com

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/new-united-deal-for-dermot-mee

 

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Best of luck for the 2026/27 season, @AndreyOnana!

 

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Since returning from his last injury he’s arguably been the best CB in world football! Hes an absolute top top class player but had some bad luck with injuries since that clown from Everton fecked his knee up. If Martinez can stay fit next season we will have no issue staying in the CL places and doing well in the cups.


Lisandro Martinez’s game by numbers vs. Cape Verde:
98% pass accuracy
74 carries (!!!)
21 passes into the final third (!!!)
6 clearances
4 ball recoveries
5 progressive carries
0 x dribbled past
1 goal
1 assist

WHAT A PLAYER.