The new Joke Thread

[Lewis]

Well the old one seems to be dead so I'm creating a new one if that's ok.

I'll start:
Louis Walsh has been warned that for every week that John and Edward stay in the XFactor, another member of Boyzone dies.XD

Please post your jokes. Many thanks.

 

[Danny]

Kris said post in the old one and if people want to keep it going they can.

 

[DRPEPPER]

Why dont you play cards in the jungle?

 

[Redrup]

Are you joking? Kris said post in the other one and he's right. If people want to keep it going then they shall retort.

 

[Alex]

Im pretty sure Kris said use the old one... So this is gonna get deleted as well.

 

[Lewis]

sorry i didn't check, ive been at mcdonalds!

 

[martinbissett]

[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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[Redders]

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