The World Is Destroyed

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Right, so the situation is, God has killed everyone on earth, and he/she/other has asked you to save 4 celebrities, who would you choose? I expect as many Re-population jokes as possible. :) I'll post mine soon
 
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John (From JEDWARD)
Edward (From JEDWARD)
Justin Bieber
Katie Price (Jordan)

So when the world is repopulated (AKA Jedward spitroasting Jordan), the only music we have is Bieber and Jedward. Aka, a perfect world.

/sarcasm
 
John (From JEDWARD)
Edward (From JEDWARD)
Justin Bieber
Katie Price (Jordan)

So when the world is repopulated (AKA Jedward spitroasting Jordan), the only music we have is Bieber and Jedward. Aka, a perfect world.

/sarcasm

Apart from the sarcasm that's mine too....

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Chris Brown
Rihanna
Peter Andre
Katie Price

It'd be a laugh
 
David Beckham for the bro-mance, Ellen Page for the romance...Megan Fox for the ***; and Victoria for Mr. Becks
 
Col. Gaddafi.
David Cameron.
Nick Griffin.
Nick Clegg.

I know they're all male, but the combination of ***** and dicks should mean that re-population is possible. And they're all experienced at ******* things up too.
 
Col. Gaddafi.
David Cameron.
Nick Griffin.
Nick Clegg.

I know they're all male, but the combination of ***** and dicks should mean that re-population is possible. And they're all experienced at
******* things up too.

Was I the only one who was trying to figure out which Family Guy member you ment when you said Nick Griffin?
 
Bear Grylls
Darth Vader
Mayor West
One United

Hmmm but Neil Patrick Harris and David Schwimmer? :(
 
Jordon
Paris Hilton
Kerry Katona
Cheryl Cole
Dennis Rader

Fun ensues, obviously.
 
Since I don't believe in god I don't have to face such a crucial dilemma.
 
Zombie thread rip-off.....

I'd rather save my family and people that I actually care about, rather than save some gormless celebrities.
However in keeping with the spirit of the thread, I'd save:

Katy Perry for her baps
Charlie Sheen
Noel/Liam Gallagher
 
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Zombie thread rip-off.....

I'd rather save my family and people that I actually care about, rather than save some gormless celebrities.
However in keeping with the spirit of the thread, I'd save:

Katy Perry for her baps
Charlie Sheen
Noel/Liam Gallagher

Must have.
 
No one because i am dead according to your OP ;)

David Beckham (Footy skills and Money)
Cheryl Cole (***)
Michael Mcintyre (sp) (Comedy/entertainment)
Sean (keep FM Base running)
 
Noel Gallagher, Robert De Niro, David Beckham, David Prowse (Vader is my absolute hero)
 
Ok, I would need best pal, so I would choose Chris Rock, guy sounds great.
I would need a gf, so, Jessica Alba would be my second choice.
My third choice would be Jannesa Brazil ( google her if you ask why)
And, you know, I would need someone to bully, so, I would choose G. Bush.
 
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