Computers in the office are used for a great many purposes. People use them for work, sending e-mail and research, while others prefer to wank their hours away sifting through the countless bytes of Internet **** freely available to them.
One thing is for certain, for most of us, computers have become a necessary tool in day to day life. They come as naturally to people as the use of a toothbrush, the handling of a knife and fork, and the gentle guidance you provide your ***** while urinating to ensure there are no accidents involving toilet seats.
It's no surprise then, that you are expected to be competent at using the majority of applications freely available on these machines when working in an office environment. Accessing things such as Microsoft Word, Excel, Access, and lolcats.com all vital to the tasks carried out by the underlings of any corporation, so it is important that you undergo any necessary training required to attain this level of knowledge.
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