In life, there is a long road. The more of the road you cover, the more bumps you get along the way. In this case, my computer had to be wiped and all I recovered was the emergency backup disc I last updated 27 days ago. The Arnold Rimmer Challenge was lost but I am working my hardest to get it...
RED DWARF Diary Update -
Unfortunately, just before the start of preseason. That idiot Kryten didn't cook the chicken properly and somehow I have salmonella. Seeing as Lister is as dumb as a piece of wood, my replacement Ace Rimmer jumped into our dimension and will be taking over for...
Not exactly, the story is that Lister and Rimmer found the 2013 Editon in a post pod. Rimmer did research on old football and considering Red Dwarf is set 3 million years into the future, the point is that he is mentioning what he studied from the past.
RED DWARF DIARY LOG - ARNOLD J. RIMMER
YEAR - 3000020
Lister has made a bet that if I can win the league on Football Manager he'll call me Lord Admiral or Sir. If I lose, toilet patrol. Luckily I did some research on the 2000s in football when I was on Earth thinking it could come in handy. Back...
Red Dwarf XI - Football Manager
Rimmer and Lister are rummaging through a seized post-pod
LISTER: Rimmer, any **** mags?
RIMMER: You really are that desperate aren't you?
LISTER: I've been in deep space for years Rimmer, of course I am!
RIMMER: Unluckily for you, there are no **** magazines...