Arnold Rimmer
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Red Dwarf XI - Football Manager
Rimmer and Lister are rummaging through a seized post-pod
LISTER: Rimmer, any **** mags?
RIMMER: You really are that desperate aren't you?
LISTER: I've been in deep space for years Rimmer, of course I am!
RIMMER: Unluckily for you, there are no **** magazines. Although there is a Football Manager 2013 game here.
LISTER: 2013? WOW! That game was voted best Football Manager game in 2086. But to be fair all the games from 2014-2057 sucked. Is that compatible with the time computer?
RIMMER: It should be, it's powered by Windows.
LISTER: I bet you couldn't manage a team and win the league.
RIMMER: What if I do?
LISTER: I'll call you Lord Admiral Rimmer and Sir for a year.
RIMMER: A year seems like forever out here, tell you what, your on. What if I don't?
LISTER: You have to scrub the toilets for a month.
RIMMER: Your on.
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