Recent content by oliscott

What an idiot!

Ive got a new one but im not allowed to post it, **** 50 posts!

Im sure most of us will have seen this segment on Soccer AM but if not the idea is you state personal things you know about football. Like I know that Watching Leeds struggle with debts was a low point. I know harry kewell was a wizard on the wing when he played for Leeds Anything like that.

Yeah, got to be Perrin and defo Mclaren. In my opinion with the squad he has and the money available he should be challenging for a top 5 finish and maybe a cup.

He looks fermiliar. ;)

Teacher: O.K class what does your father do for a living? Billy: He works as an exotic dancer in a gay bar, and for the right price he goes to a seedy motel and sleeps with the punters. Teacher takes billy out of class and ask`s: Was that true? Billy: No he really plays cricket for Australia...

*Plans to revert back to the old sig again just too blind JB*

What did the Parisienne say when he jumped off a bridge? "I'm insane!"

My Dad bought this about maybe 3 years back and i watched it then and thought it to be a excellent movie even the subtitles didnt make me switch off.

Your serious aint ya! *acts shocked* :eek:

Why would i not be? Only a laugh! Or is it? :mad: :D

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty...

Christ that was fast. :D

Maybe a place to post GFX work or is that meant to go in random chat?

What books this, i might get round to reading it sometime. As for the sig i misjudged my dimensions, so sorry for that, as for it hurting peoples eyes ill put a more user friendly one on there.