2. Bundesliga, Week 2: St. Pauli @ 1860
Match day had arrived, and the players were set.
"OK, boys - our home opener! Let's give the fans something to remember," I started. "St. Pauli are going to try to play keep away today - run it down their $@%!ing throats, boys."
GK: Kiraly
DL: Herner, DC: Bulow, DC: Schindler, DR: Steinhofer
DM: Wannenwetsch, MC: Stahl, MC: Stark, AM: Stoppelkamp
ST: Osako, ST: Lauth
We strolled out to the pitch, and the fans greeted us with thunderous applause. I didn't have a feel for Allianz crowds just yet, but I estimated 20k fans in attendance, most wearing blue. Some 500 or so sorry saps wearing a rather ugly shade of brown.
The ref got the match underway, and we began our home opener.
After back-and-forth football for 15 minutes, we won a corner. Stoppelkamp put the ball down, stepped back, paused, then sprinted forward and launched the ball toward the mass of players. Slowly, it tracked to the near post. Bulow judged it best and ran toward it, managing to get a foot on it, but it was a weak shot, and easily blocked and cleared by St. Pauli's defense.
A fairly boring half followed - we had them dominated on the stat sheet, except for the one that mattered, the score stood 0-0 at halftime. We had our chances, but couldn't convert, preferring instead to weakly knock the ball directly into their keeper, Tschauner.
In the locker room at half time, I encouraged the team to keep going. They looked motivated. St. Pauli started off the action in the second half, and 3 minutes later we generated our first chance of the half. Hertner had the ball at midfield, and spotted Osako clear of his defender and with a lane to the goal. He lofted a pass, which was too short. Osako had to run back to meet it. St. Pauli midfielder Trybull also had a read on it, running toward Osako. The two found the ball at the same time and collided into each other. Osako took the worst of it, falling to the ground - the chance was lost.
"David," I heard Markus say, pointing to Osako: our new striker was writhing on the ground, in severe pain. The crowd went silent, and we cleared the ball across the touch line. I could hear Osako's screams from the sideline. I'm certain that the fans on the far end of the arena could hear them, too. Our physios rushed out to him. Several minutes later, they called for a stetcher, and carried him off. I glanced at Stefan Wolters, my Head Physio, before they took him off: he ran his hand across his chest, then made a snapping motion like he was breaking a stick. Ugh. Broken rib.
"Hain, get in there for Osako. Bobby, releive Lauth. Get a goal, gentlemen."
After that, the only real highlight came in the 56th minute, when a Tschauner free kick was intercepted by Schindler. He passed over to Steinhofer, who started the advance. Over to Wannerwetsch, then Stark - we were sticking to our game plan of short passes and possession. Stark fed it to Stoppelkamp, who passed backwards to Steinhofer. To Stoppelkamp....Stark...Stoppelkamp...Steinhofer...Stark...Stahl.... Stahl at last played the ball forward to our strikers, pushing a 15 yard pass to Hain which settled right at his feet. Hain pivoted, still 30 yards out with two defenders closing down, and pushed the ball to Wood. 25 yards out. Bobby collected the ball and sensed Steinhofer tearing down the right side. He made the pass, and Steinhofer had a clear shot from 18 yards, but he thought better of it. He crossed it, passed it, really, to the far left side of the field where Stahl caught up to it. Their defenders were scrambling now - could we take advantage?
Stahl's pass found Hernter on the left side, now 25 yards out again. Hertner found Stark unmarked. I braced myself - somehow Steinhofer had lost the St. Pauli defenders. With all eyes on Stark, a quck pass would leave another clear shot for Steinhofer. Stark sensed it, too, and made the pass. Steinhofer collected the ball, dribbled 4 yards to the 18 yard line and unleashed a shot. It zinged past Halstenberg, and every one in the stadium thought that Tschauner had a read on it. As Tschauner stepped forward to cut the shot off, though, Steinhoer's curl set it, the ball arched quickly left, and Tschauner was beaten he jumped up and back in desparation, but he had misplayed it - a brilliant shot found the top left corner and settled in the net! The arena exploded. 1-0!
We had 3 more great chances to find the scoreboard again, inlcluding a Stahl shot from 10 yards directly in front of the left post. Nobody between him and the keeper - yet he somehow managed to push it wide to the right. No matter - full time came, and we were the victors.
I checked the stats on my iPad as I walked into the locker room - domination!
"Defenders," I said, "they had 1 shot all night, and 0 on target. Absolutely amazing performance. Gabor - I'm sure you'd have risen to the occasion had they let one through."
"Midfield," I continued, "we had 62% possession on the day, 40% of it at midfield. Our pass completion rate was amazing - good job grinding them down today."
"Strikers," I said, glancing at the stats (18 shots, 12 on target), "your shots were remarkably precise tonight..."
The injured Osako looked up, confused. Lauth, Hain, and Wood (who all saw time), though, knew what was coming.
"... unfortunately, I don't remember teaching you to kick the ball directly into the keeper's chest! THESE GUYS CAN'T CARRY YOU EVERY GAME! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, GENTLEMEN."
I found Coach Scherz, who was presumably responsible for this, and thrusted a finger in his direction: "FIX IT!", I bellowed.
I stormed out of the locker room into my office, and slammed the door for effect.
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Match day had arrived, and the players were set.
"OK, boys - our home opener! Let's give the fans something to remember," I started. "St. Pauli are going to try to play keep away today - run it down their $@%!ing throats, boys."
GK: Kiraly
DL: Herner, DC: Bulow, DC: Schindler, DR: Steinhofer
DM: Wannenwetsch, MC: Stahl, MC: Stark, AM: Stoppelkamp
ST: Osako, ST: Lauth
We strolled out to the pitch, and the fans greeted us with thunderous applause. I didn't have a feel for Allianz crowds just yet, but I estimated 20k fans in attendance, most wearing blue. Some 500 or so sorry saps wearing a rather ugly shade of brown.
The ref got the match underway, and we began our home opener.
After back-and-forth football for 15 minutes, we won a corner. Stoppelkamp put the ball down, stepped back, paused, then sprinted forward and launched the ball toward the mass of players. Slowly, it tracked to the near post. Bulow judged it best and ran toward it, managing to get a foot on it, but it was a weak shot, and easily blocked and cleared by St. Pauli's defense.
A fairly boring half followed - we had them dominated on the stat sheet, except for the one that mattered, the score stood 0-0 at halftime. We had our chances, but couldn't convert, preferring instead to weakly knock the ball directly into their keeper, Tschauner.
In the locker room at half time, I encouraged the team to keep going. They looked motivated. St. Pauli started off the action in the second half, and 3 minutes later we generated our first chance of the half. Hertner had the ball at midfield, and spotted Osako clear of his defender and with a lane to the goal. He lofted a pass, which was too short. Osako had to run back to meet it. St. Pauli midfielder Trybull also had a read on it, running toward Osako. The two found the ball at the same time and collided into each other. Osako took the worst of it, falling to the ground - the chance was lost.
"David," I heard Markus say, pointing to Osako: our new striker was writhing on the ground, in severe pain. The crowd went silent, and we cleared the ball across the touch line. I could hear Osako's screams from the sideline. I'm certain that the fans on the far end of the arena could hear them, too. Our physios rushed out to him. Several minutes later, they called for a stetcher, and carried him off. I glanced at Stefan Wolters, my Head Physio, before they took him off: he ran his hand across his chest, then made a snapping motion like he was breaking a stick. Ugh. Broken rib.
"Hain, get in there for Osako. Bobby, releive Lauth. Get a goal, gentlemen."
After that, the only real highlight came in the 56th minute, when a Tschauner free kick was intercepted by Schindler. He passed over to Steinhofer, who started the advance. Over to Wannerwetsch, then Stark - we were sticking to our game plan of short passes and possession. Stark fed it to Stoppelkamp, who passed backwards to Steinhofer. To Stoppelkamp....Stark...Stoppelkamp...Steinhofer...Stark...Stahl.... Stahl at last played the ball forward to our strikers, pushing a 15 yard pass to Hain which settled right at his feet. Hain pivoted, still 30 yards out with two defenders closing down, and pushed the ball to Wood. 25 yards out. Bobby collected the ball and sensed Steinhofer tearing down the right side. He made the pass, and Steinhofer had a clear shot from 18 yards, but he thought better of it. He crossed it, passed it, really, to the far left side of the field where Stahl caught up to it. Their defenders were scrambling now - could we take advantage?
Stahl's pass found Hernter on the left side, now 25 yards out again. Hertner found Stark unmarked. I braced myself - somehow Steinhofer had lost the St. Pauli defenders. With all eyes on Stark, a quck pass would leave another clear shot for Steinhofer. Stark sensed it, too, and made the pass. Steinhofer collected the ball, dribbled 4 yards to the 18 yard line and unleashed a shot. It zinged past Halstenberg, and every one in the stadium thought that Tschauner had a read on it. As Tschauner stepped forward to cut the shot off, though, Steinhoer's curl set it, the ball arched quickly left, and Tschauner was beaten he jumped up and back in desparation, but he had misplayed it - a brilliant shot found the top left corner and settled in the net! The arena exploded. 1-0!
We had 3 more great chances to find the scoreboard again, inlcluding a Stahl shot from 10 yards directly in front of the left post. Nobody between him and the keeper - yet he somehow managed to push it wide to the right. No matter - full time came, and we were the victors.
I checked the stats on my iPad as I walked into the locker room - domination!
"Defenders," I said, "they had 1 shot all night, and 0 on target. Absolutely amazing performance. Gabor - I'm sure you'd have risen to the occasion had they let one through."
"Midfield," I continued, "we had 62% possession on the day, 40% of it at midfield. Our pass completion rate was amazing - good job grinding them down today."
"Strikers," I said, glancing at the stats (18 shots, 12 on target), "your shots were remarkably precise tonight..."
The injured Osako looked up, confused. Lauth, Hain, and Wood (who all saw time), though, knew what was coming.
"... unfortunately, I don't remember teaching you to kick the ball directly into the keeper's chest! THESE GUYS CAN'T CARRY YOU EVERY GAME! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER, GENTLEMEN."
I found Coach Scherz, who was presumably responsible for this, and thrusted a finger in his direction: "FIX IT!", I bellowed.
I stormed out of the locker room into my office, and slammed the door for effect.
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