SamuraisShadow
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"Today, a shock appointment at Man City, as a fat man called 'WONGA' has been appointed manager[/url]
"I like the way he thinks," says Sheikh Mansour. "He loves money almost as much as we do!"
PRESS CONFERENCE
"Mr Wonga, this must be a dream job for you! Rumours say you are going to sign Edin Dzeko, how much would you have to pay for him?"
"50 PAANDS"
"Um, do you mean 50 million?"
"WONGA!" (he nods happily)
*THE PRESS CONFERENCE HAS NOW ENDED*
Well, it is certainly going to be a golden age here. The Manager has apparently been given a lot of WONGA, to sign Davide Santon, David Da Gea, Darijo Srna, and a lot of other good players beginning with the letter D.

You can see the thought on his face


