A Irishman In Charge Of England

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The FA have shocked the World by Sacking Mr.Fabio Capello half way through the Qualifying Campaign after reports he to was sleeping with Wayne Bridge's ex bird. They have acted Quickly on this and have found one person who didn't sleep with Bridge's ex but as they couldn't find a person in England who hadn't or the fact that the one man they could find that didn't sleep with her and was English was Steve McClaren, They have decided to appoint a young manager across the water in the form of Dean Burke who CV boast's managing the local pub team.

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English Fan's are said to be angry about this, Firstly because they don't want a Irish Man in charge of them and secondly as they thought they were the only one's sleeping with Wayne Bridge's Ex.

First Match for Mr.Burke is a match against Slovenia.

P.S This story is just for a bit of fun for all the other home nations like Ireland, Wales and Scotland, And for English People who can have a bit of fun.
 
Since it is only a friendly against Slovenia, Burke has decided to drop all the players from Capello's reign and try blood some youth.

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Burke has told journalists that he has finally found a solution to England's goalkeeper dilemma by finding a very young goal keeper with plenty of potential, 46 year old Kevin Poole from Burton Albion.

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Also in the squad is everyone's favorite pundit Steve Claridge, A amazing footballer with plenty of gas left in the tank.

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Other Notable inclusions in the team is Chris Brown, Burke knows noting about this player but as he has the same name as Burke's favorite singer Burke has decided to call him up, Also Fan Favorite Heskey is injured so Burke has decided to call up Dave Nugent who has a AMAZING goal per game ratio for England.
 
lol brilliant comical story so far i think im gunna enjoy this
 
Their was happy scene's in England as party's raged on into the night as England fan's celebrated two players retiring from the National team.

Jamie Carragher who said he had being overlooked again and decided he would never play for England again.

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Also Wayne Bridge retired as he felt he couldn't work under a manager who hadn't slept with his ex.

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More news from the England camp, Calm, Composure, Excellent Tackles, Decision Making of the Highest Order, What's the first name that come's to your head ?

Titus Bramble-New England Captain

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Legendary Former Arsenal Icon and Fan Favorite Francis Jeffers is made Vice-Captain.

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England Team For Game Against Slovenia.

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Burke has decided to go for speed at the back by having a partnership of new England Captain Titus Bramble and Sol Campbell at the back, In mid Burke has decided to give the Engine Room spot to 39 year old Ricky Newman, If he doesn't play well in this game England will need a 'Newman' in his position. In CM , Burke has decided to give the ever realiable and fit Kieren Dyer a game alongside Nicky **** who Burke believes to be the Zidane of the English Game. Up top Burke has decided to give Chris Brown a game, he has stated this has noting to do with his name, also up top is the AMAZING David Nugent along side England Vice-Captain Francis Jeffers. Burke has stated this formation always worked with his pub team and cant wait to see how England get on with it.
 
Everyone should be scared of such a great team. Boy am I proud to be English
 
if only capello picked that squad for this years world cup we would all be celebrating yesterday against the germans :P
 
bet these guys would have put in a performance against the germans even if they end up losing it would be better than watch the normal layed back unconcered guys playing such as lamoard,gerrard and rooney
 
England 2-0 Slovenia.

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Burke got his England manager career of to a perfect start with a comfortable win over Slovenia. England wonderkid Kieron Dyer scored a lovely placed finish from the edge of the box on the 26th min, while sub Kevin Phillips added a second after some neat inter-play between him and Steve Claridge before Phillips buried it into the bottom corner on the 50th min, The match was not without controversy as Burke had to go up to the BBC studio at half time as he found out that Claridge had sneaked of on him during the game to work as a pundit for them, Claridge International future is now in doubt. Good start for England.
 
great story mate, i think everyone is following, well i am that all that matters :D
 
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