A Irishman In Charge Of England

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Burke was left shocked after being told that International rules are different then Pub team rules and that he couldn't change his squad for the Qualifer against Croatia, So Burke has selected these men to beat Croatia ...

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Steve Claridge start's this time as Burke couldn't risk him trying to be a pundit again, Also Phillips comes in for the Injured Francis Jeffers, Chris Brown was dropped after Burke realised he couldn't strike a match never mind a ball, other then that Hull City's up and coming superstar Nick Barmby start's in midfield.
 
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great story mate, i think everyone is following, well i am that all that matters :D
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Nice one man, I thought with all the England storys that have started since they were knocked out yesterday I though I would do a different one.
 
What is your teams average age mate? XD
 
England 1-6 Croatia

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The English fan's were already calling for Burke's head after this game after England's worst defeat in their history, 'We have two Old Age Pensioners up top and the person who provides the youth in the strike force is Dave Nugent, enough said' Quoted one England fan. Burke, Who left the stadium after 60 min's to go the pub and watch it with his Irish friends, Said he was disgusted about the result and will make sure something is done about it, Before downing his pint and trying to chat up Wayne Bridge's ex in hope he could get Wayne to come back to the side, One piece of injury news is England's new No.1 Kevin Poole has had to get back surgery after picking the ball out of the net 6 times. The scorers, According to the Teletext in the Pub are..

Olic X 4 , Corluka & Eduardo , Kevin Philips
 
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Brilliant story mate.keep up the good work!
 
BURKE SHOCKS THE NATION!

Burke has shocked England again with a crazy selection of players, With 2 games left to qualify for the group he has decided to leave out every player that played in the group before he came by stating, 'Ah come on we have already won this group give a few of the other lads a game its not fair on them' Some of his amazing selections is Kevin Poole, the 46 year old Goal Keeper that Burke states is a 'wonderkid' , Also in the team are the very close and friendly Neville brothers. Burke has also called up Joey Barton who has said is key to keeping Squad Harmony, also ..

Andy Hessenthaler - 44 Gillingham Midfielder

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Paul Furlong - 41 year old Barnet Striker

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Also called up is the Trio of Heskey,Owen & Fowler, who Burke decided to call up after watching a re-run of the Premiership Years in his local pub.
 
England Team vs Ukraine

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Burke has decided to go for youth at the back and that could back-fire against him due to a lack of experience in the Back 4, Burke is hoping that best friends Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer can run the Midfield well and if they cant they have calm and collected Barton behind them. Up top Burke has decided to use three former Liverpool team mates together in a hope they already know how each other plays.
 
Bas Savage. One to watch for your game (He's ****) Loving this. haha
 
Ukraine 9-1 England

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Despite a strong performance from England this match will always be remembered for the fight between Lee Bowyer/Kieron Dyer/Joey Barton during the first half, During the first few mins of the game England were defending a corner when a bit of banter happened between the 3 players mentioned, It is believed to be that Joey Barton said he had slept with Wayne Bridge's ex more then Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer which angered them both, Lee Bowyer responded with 'are you serious? I am the best looking bloke in England to which Dyer responded with 'you may be the best looking man in England but I'm still not going to pass you the ball and within seconds their was a huge fight in England's box which Injured the 3 players and Burke made Substutions straight away to avoid them being sent of, Despite the bust up Burke was pleased with the result and they only need a draw against Belarus to qualify for the World Cup, he was also pleased with England goal-scoring machine Heskey adding to his International Tally.

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pick a few notts county players, lee hughes ben davies :L

you forgot the legend that is Alan Smith
 
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