Alex - Question Time

Do you play Wiff-Waff in your spare time?
Are you crying or rubbing one out right now? Just interested.
Do you remember our Night of Passion?
I have noticed you seem to have a undying love for Vilas Boas. So do you find him attractive or are you infact his son?? Or maybie both if you are into that sort of stuff.
Whats your opinion on the new brand of Cheesy Quavers?
When can you add 2 to 11 and get 1 as the correct answer?
How gutted do you feel that you lost to Wolves and Blackburn?