First and Last Name: Space Jam
D.O.B (Day/Month): 18 February
City of Birth: South Bend, Indiana
Nationality: England (declared)
Second Nationality: United States
Languages Spoken (max 2): English, Spanish
Height (cm): 178
Weight (kg): 62

Positions (max 2, first will be 20, other 16): MC, AMC
Strongest Foot (L
or R): R
Weak foot rating (1-15): 11

4 Best Mental Attributes: Work Rate, Decisions, Composure, Teamwork
3 Best Physical Attributes: Stamina, Agility, Pace
4 Best Technical/GK Attributes: Passing, First Touch, Dribbling, Long Shots

Preferred Moves (max. 3): Plays one-twos

 

First and Last Name: Kazuya Hatake
D.O.B (Day/Month): 14/04
City of Birth: Kanto, Japan
Nationality: English
Second Nationality: Japanese
Languages Spoken (max 2): English, Japanese
Height (cm): 181
Weight (kg): 68

Positions (max 2, first will be 20, other 16): DM, CM
Strongest Foot (L
or R): LWeak foot rating (1-15): 15

4 Best Mental Attributes: Composure, Flair, Positioning, Anticipation
3 Best Physical Attributes: Strength, Pace, Natural Ftness
4 Best Technical/GK Attributes: Tackling , Free Kick Talkmg, First Touch, Technique, Passing

Preferred Moves (max. 3): Dictates Tempo, Comes Deep To Get Ball, Curls Ball



 
First and Last Name: Rasmus Nybo
D.O.B (Day/Month): 6 June
City of Birth: Southampton
Nationality: England (declared)
Second Nationality: None
Languages Spoken (max 2): English
Height (cm): 184
Weight (kg): 80

Positions (max 2, first will be 20, other 16): DC
Strongest Foot (L or R): L
Weak foot rating (1-15): 15

4 Best Mental Attributes: Determination, Positioning, Decisions, Vision
3 Best Physical Attributes: Strength, Jumping reach, Balance
4 Best Technical/GK Attributes: Marking, Tackling, Passing, Technique

Preferred Moves (max. 3): Marks opponent tightly
 
First and Last Name: Greg Christie
D.O.B (Day/Month): 11/11/96
City of Birth: Forres
Nationality: England (declared)
Second Nationality: Scotland
Languages Spoken (max 2): english
Height (cm): 189 cm
Weight (kg): 74

Positions (max 2, first will be 20, other 16): gk
Strongest Foot (L
or R): L
Weak foot rating (1-15): 12

4 Best Mental Attributes: determination, anticipation, positioning
3 Best Physical Attributes: agility, acceleration, balance
4 Best Technical/GK Attributes: command of area, arial reach, reflexes

Preferred Moves (max. 3):
 
Be a Player - Back To England

"I'm such a wonderful scout," I said to myself out loud. Luckily no one was around, else they would have thought I was crazy or even worse, a narcissist. I've just finished travelling the whole island of England. I found 20 little kids and before you take this the wrong way, I am not a paedophile. I am a manager, well soon-to-be-manager. Hehehii.

My name is Alan Ebola. It used to be Diaper, but I changed it, cause I surved Ebola. And people used to throw diapers at me all the time before. Trust me, it isn't fun to get hit with a diaper full of a baby's doo-doo. DISGUSTING!!

This is my club:

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We have quite a few enemies, cause we are based in London. Of course tickets are quite expensive, but luckily our fans are stupid. That is, because we mostly advertise our clubs in homes for the elderly and mental hospitals. It's a whole untapped marked for fans.

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These are our players:

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I found each and single one of them. I did that. Hehehii.


GOALKEEPERS

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DEFENDERS

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MIDFIELDERS

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STRIKERS

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Glad I gave Hogan the 'looks for pass rather than try to score' trait with his finishing ending up on 2 haha

Needs to work on his marking and positioning but overall happy with how he looks
 
so in my head i was hoping to be a goal scoring CB - finishing 1 ... thats out the window haha
 
PRE-SEASON

Cause I'm a lazy fat *******, I gave the reigns to my assistant for the preseason. And he did well. I hope they won't swap our jobs....

To be fair, all the games were agains teams from the lowest leagues wherever. Soooo, I would have won those also, hehehii.

Pre-season was basically only July, cause the first league match is already on 5th August. We played 7 friendlies and we were DESTROYERS OF WORLDS in all of them.

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The worst thing was that Olamide Minter, first choice left back, got injured for about 2 and a half months. And then the back-up, Hulk Hogan, got injured as well (2 weeks). So I have no right back. God **** it. I should've looked for extra defenders.


Bookies say that Lewis will be the Top Scorer this season. But we'll see what Warrington has to say about it.

Players after Pre Season
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Player Numbers
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Captain
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Scoring against boston utd in pre season makes me very happy being a lincoln lad,

gutted to be lumbered with number 3 shirt though haha
 
I think it's fair to say pre-season went rather well - bring on the proper business
 
Yay straight in there as Captain for the Greek hero! Mind you he may have a problem just getting into the team....
 
urgh, cook is english. Being scottish, that hurts.

To be fair it's in the OP

"The team will be placed in EFL 1 or lower, if you want it to be.
All players will be 17 year old and English (declared)."
 
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