British and proud......

[Jack Fulham]

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer.
On the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab.
Eat it while sitting on a Swedish sofa, watching US shows on a Japanese TV.

And of course being suspicious of all things foreign.

Oh...

and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivery faster than an ambulance to your house.
Only in Britain do banks keep both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
Super-markets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy folk get their **** at the front.

You may think it's **** being British, but by **** we're funny!!!

 

[Jamees]

what was the point of this thread?

 

[Redders]

Brilliant thread and so true.

 

[Witsel]

Its funny? XD

 

[Scott]

i should hate this thread. for being pointless, but i love it.

 

[dazdazdaz]

wheres ur sense o humour that was funny mate loved it

 

[Jamees]

i admitt its funny but it was pointless haha

 

[Jack Fulham]

what was the point of this thread?

Relates to Britain which relates to British people whom I believe the vast majority of members of this Forum are.

If it really bothers you, please feel free to contact the U.N where you will find that I am allowed freedom of speech which enables me to post what I like whether pointless or not (H)

 

[Mike.]

love it , so true though.

 

[iNickStuff]

So true and beautiful at the same time :'(

 

[Billy]

Good stuff.

 

[Joneesy]

It made me Cry :'( Jokes, But i thought it was Beautiful :')

 

[Chaz Sexington]

Being British is about driving a German (Who won the war anyway?!) car to an Irish (Occupied!) pub for a Belgian (conquered them) beer.
On the way home, grabbing an Indian (Conquered them) curry or a Turkish kebab
Eat it while sitting on a Swedish sofa, watching US (Earlier colony) shows on a Japanese TV (Our cronies beat them up).

And of course being suspicious of all things foreign.

Oh...

and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivery faster than an ambulance to your house.
Only in Britain do banks keep both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
Super-markets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy folk get their **** at the front.

You may think it's **** being British, but by **** we're funny!!!

 

[Wezkat]

Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer.
On the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab.
Eat it while sitting on a Swedish sofa, watching US shows on a Japanese TV.

And of course being suspicious of all things foreign.

Oh...

and only in Britain can you get a pizza delivery faster than an ambulance to your house.
Only in Britain do banks keep both doors open and chain pens to the counter.
Super-markets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy folk get their **** at the front.

You may think it's **** being British, but by **** we're funny!!!

Happens in SA too, but the ambulance just doesn't pitch.

SA Definately chains pens to the counter. SA has a bunch of thiefs.

But I am proud to be British-in South Africa

 

[DeanMcDonnell]

lol, love it!

 

[Dan]

Sooooo, So true.

 

[JP Woody]

True but i love being British, it certainly beats being American.

 

[Mason*]

well ******* said JPWoody

 

[Aannddyy]

Brits are probably one of the only nations who have the ability to laugh at themselves

 

[madridboy86]

I love being british but Jack your Sig is priceless XD