Celebrations and rewards

I just start screaming so loud, my mum thinks that I'm in pain so she ends up running upstairs.
 
I don't celebrate victory's, i just head **** walls when i lose :$
 
i normally shout "Get in!!"

then spark up a cig and av a fart. Strange but true
 
i just a have a good hard wank if i have a great win or win some cup lol:)
 
I got mental :) im like, "YES! GET IN THERE!" and when we score in a cup final I'm just like "YOU F'ING BEAUTY!" and then i like commentate the entire game after that point :p
 
I just act as a hugely biassed commentator when I play the game in general eg.. if they score a goal the line "A scrappy scrappy goal which isn't deserved" when they've scored a 40 yard screamer. I do remember in a game with southampton I got really addicted and at about 4am I said quite loudly "SHELVEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU BEAUTTYYYYYY"
 
Just opening a bottle of champagne and spilling it (lol)!
 
I just shout get in and maybe sing some football chants on the odd occasion.... Dont get me started on when I lose though haha its not very good to see!
 
i usually sit there staring at screen with the YES! and the fistpump, then i start singing ..
 
I usually imitate Andy Gray, especially with a long ranger..

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU BEAUTYYYYY
WHAT A HIT SON, WHAT A HITTTT!
im sorry to say it folks but......GO ON SON, TAKE A BOW"
 
I also hesitate and wonder if it was offside lol, nothing worse than shouting your head off just for the flag to go up !
 
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