Celebrity Teams

[vodka_mad_tommy]

I was just thinking about the charity games they show each summer and who id really actually pay to go and watch rather than robbie ******* williams. Feel free to post your own team or starting 11 players.

I thought id put some players in that may do a good job, but others in just because it would be funny to see them play football. And one or two who are blatently trying to improve their public image.

GK: Tom Cruise
LB: Carrot Top
CB: Sylvester Stallone
CB: Joe Mceldry
RB: Jackie Chan
LM: Lee Evans
CM: George Bush
CM: Tony Blair
RM: Gary Glitter
ST: Snoop Dogg
ST: Usain Bolt

 

[iNickStuff]

I was just thinking about the charity games they show each summer and who id really actually pay to go and watch rather than robbie ******* williams. Feel free to post your own team or starting 11 players.

I thought id put some players in that may do a good job, but others in just because it would be funny to see them play football. And one or two who are blatently trying to improve their public image.

GK: Tom Cruise
LB: Carrot Top
CB: Sylvester Stallone
CB: Joe Mceldry
RB: Jackie Chan
LM: Lee Evans
CM: George Bush
CM: Tony Blair
RM: Gary Glitter
ST: Snoop Dogg
ST: Usain Bolt

Tom Cruise is going to concede a lot of goals...

Good idea,dunno how I would start mine though.

 

[iRoleplay]

Usain Bolt on the wings >_>

 

[vodka_mad_tommy]

yeah i put him in there because it would be funny to watch his pride take a hammering when he concedes 15 lol. though maybe he's an expert at handling balls.... guess we'll never know

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usain bolt is tall as **** though, id put him as a target man, and with that pace he could create loads of room for someone to get on the end of. Snoop is 6" 4 too so hed be gd in the air. lol

 

[Nixon]

At any mention of Celebrity football matches I feel obliged to post this video:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA"]YouTube- Boris Johnson vs Germany[/ame]

 

[martinbissett]

LOL at gary glitter

 

[iNickStuff]

At any mention of Celebrity football matches I feel obliged to post this video:

YouTube- Boris Johnson vs Germany

Boris Johnson is a disgrace.

He actually used himself as a bowling ball in that clip.

 

[vodka_mad_tommy]

lol, thats class, ive never seen that video before. he reminds me of that old drunk guy from the fast show lol

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Yeah with Gary Glitter i thought it was time for him to improve his public image... and what better way to do it than by raising money for poor defenceless children in Africa.

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if people made decent enough teams i could create a database lol

 

[dosanjh7]

PMSL boris johnson, what a loser

 

[nilelg5]

I thought gary glitter got executed?

 

[vodka_mad_tommy]

nope, hes in the paper quite a lot because no one wants him to live near their town lol

 

[Eds]

As if you wouldn't have Gordon Ramsey or Mike Myers.

 

[Div_Muzza]

GK - Sylvester Stallone
DR - Mark Wahlberg
DL - Nelson Mandella
DC - Robert De Niro
DC - Al Pacino
DMC - Wanderlei Silva
MR - AngusYoung
ML - Robert Carlyle
AMC - Jackie Chan
FC - Billy Connoly
FC - Jean Claude Van Damme

 

[Marko8]

Where is chuck norris???

 

[II TyleRR]

Valuev and Haye up front

 

[jharty101]

GK: Chuck Norris
DR: Chuck Norris
DL: Chuck Norris
DC: Chuck Norris
DC: Chuck Norris
MR: Chuck Norris
ML: Chuck Norris
MC: Chuck Norris
MC: Chuck Norris
ST: Chuck Norris
ST: Chuck Norris

 

[Joneesy]

At any mention of Celebrity football matches I feel obliged to post this video:

YouTube- Boris Johnson vs Germany

I watched that live!

 

[Ed Syers]

GK: Chuck Norris
DR: Chuck Norris
DL: Chuck Norris
DC: Chuck Norris
DC: Chuck Norris
MR: Chuck Norris
ML: Chuck Norris
MC: Chuck Norris
MC: Chuck Norris
ST: Chuck Norris
ST: Chuck Norris

Wouldn't want to come up against that team

 

[bad_loser]

Chuck Norris FC is a one man team.

 

[Gms7]

Chuck Norris FC will win'em all even if the ref is against them