Cheating player!. Humans, short it out!!

[Death Ball]

(Very nice the thread search under title)

I manage top league. Spanish league. Human plays just promoted team. Team is poor. Can't hire very famous. Best ask too much.

So in first round. I beat him easy. Real Madrid 2 - Burgos 0 and Barcelona 5 - Burgos 0.

Second league round. He not improved. Not using one of his best. I get almost all possession and lots of shots. But human gets 1-1, wtmb? I had 75% ball at min 46.

Then Barcelona destroyed them 5-0 could be 15-0. Should win no?. But nooooo, damned woodwork! Short it, seriously.

What. The. Meat. Bag?!!!111!!.

Signed:
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[Mike]

A very entertaining read there, Death Ball ^^)

These things happen. He may have cheated, may not have.

 

[Brian]

What I cant understand

 

[Mike]

What I cant understand

He's Spanish. He's saying he mauled Burgos in the first season then in the second Burgos beat him, and he's saying it shouldn't happen unless the Burgos manager (human manager, net game maybe) has cheated.

 

[GodCubed]

They must have one heck of a keeper or you must have one heck of a bad striker.

 

[Chaz Sexington]

He's doing it from the computers view. Amusing

 

[kevin_mackenzie]

problem there is barcelona & real madrid are taken too many long shots. less chance of them being on target.

 

[Ben]

4 words. Mr Hough's Wonder Tactic

 

[hiphopahol101]

I think I was just headfucked. I dont have a clue whats going on. Whats the bit in the brackets?

 

[Death Ball]

*Points down to the text below the image*

*Points up at the teams in screenshots*

The thread search?. Is a forum's feature I didn't know or had forgotten that search for threads entitled with words you're entering as to tell you go look them before posting, that what I refer to in the opening bracket.

Ben, you're wrong, I used my own 4-3-3 defensive tactics, after the debacle I suffered in the first league round (not so bad with Real Madrid, to whom I just lost 0-2 at home with a couple chances to score but then lost 0-5 to Barcelona at their home) using my usual 3-4-1-2 (2DC, WBRL, DMC, 2MC, AMC, 2ST). So this time I chose to fight for a 0-0, but while thinking avoiding heavy loss was my only real option, I wouldn't give doing something to try up front, so the three ahead got an attacking role. Now, changed between two matches was in Madrid I gave possession (get ball forward), while against Barça I decided I wouldn't do so much (work ball into box and direct passing but retain possession).

It's a counter, push deep, close down normal, all back four and DM (anchorman) set to defend, two ball winning midfielders set to support, the wingers are inside forwards, the inverted one attack the other support and an advanced forward. If that's Mr Hough's tactic is pure coincidence, as I don't download tactics and prefer to create my own.

And yep, Chaz Saxington is right, this was my retort to the supergoalie and my team got lots of shots yet lost complains that pop every year. This is my AI complaining about me winning despite my low possession and shots.

Granted, this might be better for november when the new batch arrive. *sigh*

 

[Jake]

I love it when you deliberately use broken english death ball.

Confuses the **** out of people who dont know you!

Nice result against Madrid, well done

 

[Dunc]

I found it quite amusing, considering how many people didn't understand it.