Colchester - moving onwards and upwards

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There has been a shock announcement today from Colchester United. Unknown manager Kev has been appointed on a 3 year contract, after Aidy Boothroyd controversially opted for a *** change, which would have dis-obeyed the Football Leagues rules and regulations as to having a she-male in charge.

Kev's appointment comes days after a confrontation with Chairman Robbie Cowling during which Kev was a spectator at Colchester 38 - 1 friendly loss to amatuer side Shemales United, ironically who former manager Aidy Boothroyd now manages. During this game with Colchester losing 38-0 at half time, Kev is reported to have shouted out 'You dont know what you're doing to the chairman, who was filling in as caretaker manager. Kev was then challenged by Mr Cowling to come and do better himself in the 2nd half, in which he did, taking the second half with a 1-0 win.

We have been speaking to Kev today in which he has stated that he is delighted to be living his dream as the manager of the club he loves and taking them to the heights that they belong.

Update to follow soon on this incredible story, on which FM-base news.com will be following closely.

Kev is currently looking for an assistant manager and is reported to be holding interviews with his contacts from FM-base Forums. He will need strong advise on how his tactics can be approved and 2nd opinions on his signings and selling of his current squad. Anyone interested in this vacancy should reply with their credentials and state why they are the best contender for the job. Kev will make a decision in the coming days and looks to then get stuck into pre-season with his new assistant manager, and prepare to live his dream and fire Colchester United into the Premier league
 
good luck, sign hamed namouchi, lucien mettomo and carsten jancker and kevin tunani
 
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