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Dawn Porter

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Well douy, lee & me have wacted her documentries before on BBC 3. They were just a big tease really, shes pretty hot. I know shes done a documentry about turning lesbian (in which she kisses then the camera cuts) and one about gettign naked (which you dont see her naked in).

Anyway she now has a series on channel 4. I missed the first ep but saw the second which was on last night I think about Mail Order Brides. After a slow start when i was lke wtf is she doing, shes a dumb ***** and this is a semi serious subject becuase a first she was just ttl turning to the camera and taking the **** out of the guys in a dumb ***** way.

As it went on it got better, was about American men so it was pretty surreal and unreal. She was pretty **** though, needed Louis Theroux on the case (although hes done Mail Order brides before).

One of the guys was obv a peado. He was 43 fat, bald and sweaty. He was all like weird but seemed passive. His laugh was high pitched and creepy. His favourite channel was Disney Channel with his fav show being Hannah Montana and he only wanted to date 18-29yos. He kept spreying himself with deodorant which was making people visably gag. After speaking to the girls they were all like desperate to get away from him, and the orgainser of the evet refused to speak about him as it was obv he was dangerous.

Another guy was persistant as **** but in a bad way. After striking out with this wife he goes inside to see shes talking to antoehr guy (whos a cop), and he instantly hits on Dawn Porter saying shes obv into him, was unreal. Then he finally manages to get a date with the first wife, where he tells her the thing about cops is like half of them kill themselves, what a thing to say, David Brent x 100. He then starts to cry at dinner.

The cop was religious and was handing out Christian literature with jelly beans to all the girls.

One guy got on with the women he met, although it was obvious they werent getting on that well and the documentry producers were just trying to make it look like they were.


Dawn Porters constant wearing of different sunglasses on her head even inside at night was ****** annoying.

You can find out more and watch here:


Links

http://www.channel4.com/video/dawn-porter-extreme-wife/catchup.html?intcmp=watchpage_box2

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_Porter
 
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The only Dawn Porter show i've seen before was the Free Love one that was on a few weeks ago but it was rubbish.

This sounds interesting though I may have to give it a watch. I'm sure i've seen a show on mail order brides before it was probably the Louis one.
 
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I saw the lesbian and naked 1s on bbc3, randomly came across them and even though they were rubbish kept watchin :S
 

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The lesbian show was a total let down. She could of pulled that young hot flatmate if she wanted to, then the show would of been good. Instead she danced around with the one with the big nose and even then not much happened. Boooo.

This Mail Order Bride one was quite funny though. Dawn was annoying as ever, but some of the guys made up for that. I loved the jealous guy who hit on Dawn.
 
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watched a bit of the one last night bout the mail order things, was full of pervs and sad acts, always a laugh
 
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who is this chick i dont watch bbc3?
 
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this is her....

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looks like an old wash up to be honest
 
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I don't really find them that interesting tbh, though most guys i know who have watched it only know about the Lesbian one. lol
 
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