Embarrassing Drunken Moments

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tommy jesus christ thats worrying, i went to a party a week ago, i dont drink much due to what happened to a few family members of mine, anyway we slipped some gin into my friends guiness, at the end of the night he ended up sleeping on top of the shed, very creepy
 
Joe said:
we slipped some gin into my friends guiness, at the end of the night he ended up sleeping on top of the shed, very creepy
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Nice
Didnt know you City boys knew how to partah?
Im nearly 21 like so im well able to handle my drink......:$
Plus im Irish:P
 
So it was the night after my best friend's birthday party, everybody leaves and me and a couple of other mates stay round his house. Anyway, he easily falls asleep (as he does every time we stay round) and we have the craving for a funny movie. I remember speaking to my mate earlier about how he has 'Not Another Teen Movie' on DVD. I remember laughing my **** off at this film so I really want to watch it again, so I head upstairs with another mate of mine and we come to his bedroom door. Now, considering he is downstairs in the game room with us I expected the room to be empty... it was not.

When I opened the door and turned the light on I was immediately shocked to find my friend's aunt lying in his bed - naked no less - staring right at me. Now, usually I would apologise and leave right then, but you have to bear in mind I really want to watch this film - and I was pretty drunk, so I walk over right next to the bed to the case of the DVD I want to watch, only to find it isn't in there. His aunt is still staring at me while I nervously turn the TV on and press the eject button on the DVD player, by this point the friend who had accompanied me upstairs was ******* himself laughing and so was out the door, so after waiting what felt like a few minutes for the disk to finally pop out the DVD player I grabbed it and practically ran downstairs.

To this day me and his aunt can't look at each other the same way.
 
At uni, I went out with my flat mates. Passed out. Woke up in the morning with some welsh bird in my bed.

Considering no one in my flat knew who she was, or how she ended up with me in my room, considering they basically carried me home.. It was a bit wierd.

I just woke up, got a shower, then kicked her out. ha.
 
Hmm, Some random lass had birthday cake on Sat night and was asking everyone if they would like some. Redders screams ME!! Grabs some cake and throws it all in his mouth.

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Same night, Lee and Redders at the bar, Start patting me in the ***. I start returning the favour then SMACK. Redders hits me full on. Still have a redders hand mark on my ***.
 
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TommyHayes1989 said:
And we also like taking our clothes off.......

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Are you friends with my wee bro? they love getting naked at parties

Redrup said:
When I opened the door and turned the light on I was immediately shocked to find my friend's aunt lying in his bed - naked no less - staring right at me. Now, usually I would apologise and leave right then, but you have to bear in mind I really want to watch this film - and I was pretty drunk, so I walk over right next to the bed to the case of the DVD I want to watch, only to find it isn't in there. His aunt is still staring at me while I nervously turn the TV on and press the eject button on the DVD player, by this point the friend who had accompanied me upstairs was ******* himself laughing and so was out the door, so after waiting what felt like a few minutes for the disk to finally pop out the DVD player I grabbed it and practically ran downstairs.

To this day me and his aunt can't look at each other the same way.
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Linkage or it didnt happen :)
 
I once tried to make out with Gregor, but he rejected my advances </3. I also dropped a full pint of Best over my jeans.

After he turned me down I went for a **** behind a pub and walked the rest of the way home with my jeans at my ankles. This was on Christmas eve, when we had loads of snow as well.

I don't really remember much else from the night.
 
Kris said:
Hmm, Some random lass had birthday cake on Sat night and was asking everyone if they would like some. Redders screams ME!! Grabs some cake and throws it all in his mouth.

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Same night, Lee and Redders at the bar, Start patting me in the ***. I start returning the favour then SMACK. Redders hits me full on. Still have a redders hand mark on my ***.
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Cheers Kris, lee 69 hugging me in bed - despite being nice - was embarrassing
 
lol, it wasn't that bad Redders, i know you enjoyed it really! :P ...I distinctly remember jumping on both of you after that! haha :D

Can't say i've done anything embarrassing myself recently unless you count Kris getting a photo of me asleep on the sofa when i was drunk! grrr. :(
 
drinking a whole bottle of Spiced Gold (mixed into a 2l coke bottle, 1.23 l of coke left) and downing the whole bottle walking to an under 18 party at the local hall! when i got there i proceded to the centre of the park to hang over the huge fountain in the centre (which was empty. well not for long) and threw up all night and then tried to get my black friends Sisanda's left shoe back from a bunch of drunk afrikaaners later too (which i did)

was an eventful evening

i cannot get drunk now, i am always in control, it bemuses the **** out of my gf that i am never overly drunk compared to what i put away, it is a curse! but i do enjoy my beers, wine whiskey.

going for a couple of draught with mates tongiht :P
 
I have never had an embarrassing drunken moment and I hope to keep it that way...
 
Why would you revive a thread that's been dead for 3 months without even contributing to it...?
 
My friend's house still has a stained pavement outside it because of the amount I drank at a party a month or so back.
 
RobsonUtting said:
Why would you revive a thread that's been dead for 3 months without even contributing to it...?
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I did contribute, he asked for peoples embarrassing drunken moments and I said I haven't had one and am glad by the sound of some of these member's mishaps.

EDIT: Actually I lie, I woke up in a park once, but it wasn't very embarrassing but I was drunk so does it fill half of the criteria?
 
westham1995 said:
I did contribute, he asked for peoples embarrassing drunken moments and I said I haven't had one and am glad by the sound of some of these member's mishaps.

EDIT: Actually I lie, I woke up in a park once, but it wasn't very embarrassing but I was drunk so does it fill half of the criteria?
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To be fair, you didn't actually contribute by adding your own "Embarrassing Drunken Moment(s)"...
 
The funniest story is about andid when the lights go out and he says to the girls he has pulled "all the better to rape you" LOL.


andid1 said:
Was at a house party and I noticed there was a girl giving me looks all night, she was hot and eventually plucked up the courage to go and give her a chat, we got chatting and some time after she asked me upstairs to the bedrooms, we were walking up the stairs and just on the landing the lights went out, she said "Oh no, im scared of the dark" and i stupidly said "all the better to rape you then". I don't know why i said it but needless to say there was an awkward silence and it was really embarrassing for me. I get reminded of this quite a lot now as my best mate is dating her.
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Hehehe.
 
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