I'm currently managing AFC Telford United in the BSN. The media predicts that they should finish 2nd, so you are under a fair bit of pressure to succeed with them. My season has largely been inconsistent. I fluctuate between 3rd and 8th spots as I win, lose, win, lose, win, win, lose, win. So, I started getting a little peeved with this and started getting short with my players. After seeing them dominate Solihull Motors for 88 minutes only to lose to a late goal, I let them have it in the post team talk, declaring my anger and attacking my forwards for missing chance after chance. Then, when I get my mail, I see that two of my players have gone to the press and told them how I ''kicked a tea pot'' and ''locked them in the changing room after the match''. I'm not making this up either. I laughed about it, especially the tea pot story as that reminded me of Sir Alex kicking a boot at Beckham, but then I thought, what a bunch of rats for grassing on me.