21st July Bobby Bob - "Hey y'all beautiful July morning, Im Bobby Bob the Pundit and and iv been a fan of the this club for many a years and ill be bringing you all the news from the booth in conjunction with our legendary stadium announcer Simon O'brien. As well as my 2 cents from my show ironically called Bobby Bob the pundit. Yess love a good bit of irony in the morning. "From our boootiful spot overlooking our marvellous home ground Goodison Park this morning us toffees are expectant of another wonderful season in 2012-2013 and once again the form continues of more foreign players and less english talent form the academy coming through the ranks with less than 50% current english players. O look it seems our gloried and storied Chairman Bill Kenwright has his first announcement of the season, fingers crossed for a big bag of money for Moyesee to spend this year"
Bill Kenwight - "Due to the poor performance of english footballin the recent EURO 2012, i have decided that it is paramount to make England a power house once again in modern football and challenging realistically for major trophies. Therefore without further ado, i am announcing, (to come into effect immediately) Everton FC will be selling all foreign players and moving forward playing and training a squad completely full of english players. These are the goals put forward to our Manager David Moyes:
[*=center]All premier league games to be started and on the reserve bench are to be ALL English.
[*=center]Invest in some young English talent.
[*=center]Have 4 of the 11 starters at Brazil 2014 for England.
[*=center]Have 7 of 11 players starting for Euro 2016 in France.
[*=center]Stay in the premier league!!!!!!!
22nd July: David Moyes - "While i believe this is a good idea, the revitalisation of English football at Everton i have spent 10 years building a football club with limited funds. This has been extremely problematic as many fans have understood therefore at the age of 49 i no longer have the patience to build a team from scratch, as i am in the prime of my managerial career and am interested in winning and challenging for trophies now I RESIGN. And i leave you with this one message Bill ""WHyd you make ME sEll Waynee RoooNNeyyy""".
23rd July: Ed Chamberlain - "Hey its Paul McGrath here, we've just conformation from Bill Kenwright and Everton FC, David Moyes has officially stepped down after his over 10 years of service, did you hear that Lindsey?"
Lindsey Paulo - Yer Paul, its a bit of a shock, but who can really blame him, Kenwright has also got some serious stones, making a whole english team at Everton, i mean c'mon Paul does Kenwright think a manger can pull off all those transfers while getting rid of his best players in Fellani, and Piennar who are both not english its suicide."
Ed Chamberlain - "Look it'll be a hard flog for whoever the new manager is, but i think is Kenwright gives him 100% of the funds from sales the new guy will certainly be given a realistic chance of staying up. You never know wonder George Green might even get a game they will be that short."
27th July: Bobby Bob - "HEYYYY Bobby Bob here once more at Bobby Bob Pundit Show, big news looks like iv heard some talk about Benetez, Good old Rapha being the top candidate and he really wants a job, wouldn’t that be a good derby with Rapha Benetez involved at Goodison lets see how strong his loyalties are to the red of Merseyside. Should let you in with an announcement over the next few days! Stay tuned the next few days are going to be rockin......
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."Ryall, iv been out on the town and i hear some of the folks unhappy, they say that this is a ploy of Kenwright to hunker down sell all the big players for some quick Hunkey Dorey, put the cash under the mattress and everyone becomes a little richer, do you think you will stay up, and who are your targets this period?"