Fave Joke?

[ryanbuddy]

What is ur fave joke as i dont no any funny ones???

 

[JP Woody]

Newcastle United

 

[Jamie.C]

:d:d

newcastle united

 

[TheMartmeister]

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.

 

[Arsenal4Life :-)]

a man walk into a bar ...... OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Marshy]

You guys heard the one about the dyslexic that walked into a bra?

Thank you, I'm here all week.

 

[Max]

Newcastle United

xD!

 

[Div_Muzza]

just heard these recently.

Whats a Blonde and spagetti got in common. They both wriggle when you eat them.

I got arrested in B&Q the other day for punching a black woman. Was a miss understanding on my part. My dad sent me to get a Black & Decker.

 

[vodka_mad_tommy]

what do your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?

they both need a push down the stairs.

 

[Roonaldo]

why are spurs called chewing gum
because they always stick to the bottom of the table

 

[JP Woody]

what do your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?

they both need a push down the stairs.

Oh Dear you forget to take your pills today?

 

[Div_Muzza]

I know that ones a bit extreme lol